Glenn Beck Tells The Truth For The First Time

7:16 pm EST March 9th, 2010 | Media | 4 Comments

After his Eric Massa interview short circuits and produces nothing about Obama’s secret conspiracy to destroy reality as we know it, Glenn Beck apologizes for wasting the audience’s time.

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4 Responses to “Glenn Beck Tells The Truth For The First Time”

  1. Quaker in a Basement says:
    March 9, 2010 at 7:21 pm

    What an awesome trick Beck pulled! Accept the overtures from the defecting Dem to tell anti-Obama stories, then pull the football away at the last second!

    Everyone (except Massa) wins!

  2. Max Udargo says:
    March 9, 2010 at 11:12 pm

    I watch that and think of the expression “Sell crazy somewhere else. We’re all stocked up here.” Has it ever been more literally true?

  3. Leota2 says:
    March 10, 2010 at 12:40 am

    I have to say–Massa has gone off the meds when Beck the psychopath looks sane.
    This was funny as hell though. Glen was soooooooo disappointed.

  4. Rheinhard says:
    March 10, 2010 at 1:20 pm

    The best summary of all this comes via Jesse Taylor:

    5:00 – 5:05: Beck introduces the show and makes it clear that this is probably going to go terribly. You are allowed to watch something else, anything else, if this goes poorly. This is not a good sign.

    5:05 – 5:25: Massa retracts virtually everything he said before about this entire debacle, mentions tickle fights a lot and shows pictures of a Naval induction ceremony from 1983 and says it looks like an orgy.

    5:25 – 5:30: Beck tries to get Massa to prepare for the last half of the show, where Massa’s supposed to give examples of corruption.

    5:30 – 5:40: Massa reads a letter from someone who says they won’t donate because they didn’t like a vote of his, and then says that arm twisting goes on all the time because people try to persuade you to vote a certain way. Beck gets visibly pissier as time goes on.

    5:40 – 5:55: Beck just gives up and goes to commercial break every three minutes.

    5:55 – 6:00: Beck apologizes for wasting everyone’s time and goes off to fire whoever booked this terrible, terrible mess of a guest.