Glenn Beck’s Survival Seeds

7:51 pm EST March 8th, 2010 | Media | 12 Comments

In case you missed it: Glenn Beck advertiser offers “survival seeds” as defense against “emerging totalitarianism”

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12 Responses to “Glenn Beck’s Survival Seeds”

  1. fry1laurie says:
    March 8, 2010 at 7:54 pm

    Let’s just hope he doesn’t get other “seed” ideas from Stephen Colbert.

  2. Scooter says:
    March 8, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    Wow its Y2K Water all over again.

  3. calling all toasters says:
    March 8, 2010 at 10:30 pm

    Too bad he can’t use them to grow a brain.

  4. canadian bacon says:
    March 8, 2010 at 11:03 pm

    Do they come with a little spray bottle of Monsanto Round Up? Or is that extra?

  5. jr says:
    March 8, 2010 at 11:34 pm

    Glenn recently told his listeners to sell their cars to put their kids in private school. Birds of a feather

  6. fafaroo says:
    March 8, 2010 at 11:40 pm

    Do you know who else didn’t like genetically modified seeds? Hitler.

  7. Quaker in a Basement says:
    March 9, 2010 at 1:12 pm

    Ah. That explains why bro-in-law has plowed up his suburban front yard.

  8. NHRalph says:
    March 9, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    It’s actually a good idea to buy heirloom or non-hybrid seeds. Monsanto produces 85% of all seeds and they can not be re-used. Having seeds that produces fruits and veggies, then able to reuse those seeds, saves money and you’re not at the mercy of Monsanto. In case you don’t believe it, try buying hierloom seeds. They are difficult to buy. I had to get mine from Canada. As a barter item, again, comon sense will tell you that in bad times, food, gold and silver are your best commodities.

  9. Scott Mercer says:
    March 9, 2010 at 4:36 pm

    Grocery store prices are rising faster than ever?

    That’s just an outright fucking LIE. Inflation is very low right now, and has been for years, apart from a few burps.

    They’re just counting on people’s perception that prices must be rising at the grocery store, because they can’t afford to buy any more than they could 20 years ago.

    WRONG! You can’t afford to buy anything more than 20 years ago because your conglomerate slavemaster employer hasn’t given you a raise in 20 years.

  10. Laurita says:
    March 9, 2010 at 9:22 pm

    All of you making fun of Glenn Beck and his sponsorship of heirloom seeds are lunatics. You probably still live in your mom’s basement and only go to the grocery store to buy beer and cigarettes and live off leftovers that you steal from your parent’s fridge. So you couldn’t possibly know how to cultivate anything other than the fungi that grows in your dirty clothes, and the millions of bed bugs that share your filthy bed. If you think it’s funny, try to live in a totalitarian country where the only provider is the government. Such government won’t care about giving you food or giving you seeds to grow your own food. I lived in such an country most of my live and seeds were very appreciated, because when your precious IPhone can’t work anymore and your “freedom of speech” gets smashed by the government, or any other crisis, you still have to eat.

  11. Oliver Willis says:
    March 10, 2010 at 12:13 am

    Don’t forget the black helicopters and the fluoridated water.

  12. Quaker in a Basement says:
    March 10, 2010 at 12:44 pm

    How is it that the same people who swear by Bill Bennett’s collections of cultural literary treasures can’t spot a huckster selling magic beans?