Mutombo Takes GOP Obstruction To A New Level

11:41 am EST February 26th, 2010 | Uncategorized | 7 Comments

Damn you, Dikembe!

Sen. Dikembe Mutombo (R-CO) showed that he is still one of the most dominant big men in Congress Thursday, blocking a record 16 bills in one legislative session.

The 7-foot-2 senator, who broke the record previously held by Sen. Shawn Bradley (D-NJ), Rep. Arvydas Sabonis (D-OR), and current Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY), batted away legislation left and right, sometimes swatting bills so hard that they were sent flying all the way back to committee.

I love The Onion.

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7 Responses to “Mutombo Takes GOP Obstruction To A New Level”

  1. Jason Rashaad says:
    February 26, 2010 at 11:45 am

    Socialism does not fly in the house of Mutombo.

  2. SaveFarris says:
    February 26, 2010 at 12:33 pm

    A Black Republican?!? C’mon Onion, make it at least halfway believable.

    Though he would fit right into the Senate: “Who Wants to Sex Mutombo?“

  3. Quaker in a Basement says:
    February 26, 2010 at 12:51 pm

    Ha!

    Mutumbo is the best! I got to meet him once. He came into the bookstore where I was working at the time. Asking for books in French.

  4. Indeed says:
    February 26, 2010 at 1:09 pm

    You are so full of shit, Quaker in a Basement. As anyone with half a brain can plainly see from this article, Mutumbo’s a Republican. The French are all Socialists (like Hitler!). Ergo, your story is fake. J’accuse!

  5. Quaker in a Basement says:
    February 26, 2010 at 1:30 pm

    A heartfelt, but grating “Haw!” to you sir!

  6. timmy says:
    February 26, 2010 at 11:39 pm

    Now all we need is a CIA director who names his slam dunks the way Darryl Dawkins used to.

  7. Parthenon says:
    February 28, 2010 at 10:40 am

    Shawn Bradley is DEFINITELY a democratic senator. Get dunked on viciously by a guy one third your size, whine at the ref about a foul, repeat.