Bill Cosby Is Not Dead, According To Bill Cosby

3:59 pm EST February 6th, 2010 | Uncategorized | 4 Comments

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About 10 hours ago, an Internet hoax started that said Bill Cosby is dead. The announcement of me being dead may be a VIRUS.

And now ladies and gentlemen for my rebuttal:

As you well know, a dead person cannot rebuttal. Therefore, I am rebuttaling to tell you that when I heard the news I immediately began rebuttaling and went into denial. My wife has just informed me that there is no such word as rebuttaling, she says the word is rebutting. But I don’t care, because I’m alive!

Thank you.

PS. That’s another thing dead people don’t say.

Love that guy.

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4 Responses to “Bill Cosby Is Not Dead, According To Bill Cosby”

  1. jr says:
    February 6, 2010 at 5:21 pm

    Bill’s still got it

  2. doug r says:
    February 6, 2010 at 6:06 pm

    Shades of Mark Twain.

  3. mrak says:
    February 6, 2010 at 6:25 pm

    Or Abe Vigoda.

  4. Luv says:
    February 7, 2010 at 8:15 am

    Bill Cosby is one of the few living beings that I with clear mind call a hero. And the older I get, the more I appreciate what he’s done for Afro-Americans and America as a whole.