Bikini Sales Up, Disproves Global Warming

10:04 am EST December 16th, 2009 | News | 2 Comments

Can I be a conservative pundit now?

As Britain endures temperatures of -2C (28F), department store Debenhams saw a sales increase of 125 per cent in swimsuits.

Bosses were left scratching their heads at the unanticipated sales figures at a time when most people are desperately wrapping up to keep warm but have put the phenomenon down to the Christmas cruise market.

Topic: Bikini, Global Warming, Humor, UK

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2 Responses to “Bikini Sales Up, Disproves Global Warming”

P-Dog says:

December 16, 2009 at 11:36 am

Actually, the correct logic should be “Bikini sales” down that would disprove global warming (after all, if it’s not getting warmer, there shouldn’t be an influx in sales of swimwear).

However, since conservative pundits are dumbasses who frequently get their logic incorrect, yes you still would qualify.
Parthenon says:

December 16, 2009 at 2:41 pm

Also it snowed somewhere. If Al Gore misspeaks in a television interview we’ll have the trifecta, case-closed, full-stop.