Oliver Willis

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Go, Jessica, Go!

November 20th, 2009 NFL Redskins Sports 4 Comments

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TMZ catches Jessica Simpson doing her best to jinx the Cowboys this weekend.

Dallas sucks, even when the Redskins do.

ALSO: Dallas cops are looking for a Tony Romo who knocked over a convenience store. Okay, so it’s not the same guy, but still…

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4 Responses to “Go, Jessica, Go!”

1. Carlos says:

   November 20, 2009 at 4:56 am

   No, my beloved Rams suck. But I do believe the Skins are gonna get hammered this weekend. My money’s on Dallas.
2. Dylan says:

   November 20, 2009 at 9:39 am

   I want to feel bad about how badly the Cowboys are gonna paint the Death Star’s walls red with Skins blood, but I don’t.
3. Quaker in a Basement says:

   November 20, 2009 at 1:52 pm

   A face like a duck.
4. James B. Webb says:

   November 21, 2009 at 5:10 am

   I was gonna talk some friendly shit to another liberal football fan but I see my fellow Cowboys fans have already taken care of that. Your Skins are going down, my friend.