Doug Hoffman: Sore Loser, Man

2:32 pm EST November 19th, 2009 | News | 19 Comments

Conservatives once again blame poor minorities at ACORN for their latest electoral loss.

Losing NY-23 candidate Doug Hoffman became the latest in an increasingly long line of conservative politicians to blame his problems on ACORN yesterday despite the complete lack of evidence the organization played any role in his defeat.

Pretty soon they’ll tell us ACORN was on the grassy knoll.

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19 Responses to “Doug Hoffman: Sore Loser, Man”

  1. Pryme says:
    November 19, 2009 at 2:43 pm

    It’s so obvious that ACORN was in the grassy knoll.

  2. Marco says:
    November 19, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    An ACORN Digno took my baby.

  3. El Cid says:
    November 19, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    ACORN stopped my favorite gas station from carrying slushees.

  4. mambochicken23 says:
    November 19, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    Remember Ben & Jerry’s “From Russia with Buzz” ice cream? They stopped making it years ago. You know why?

    ACORN.

  5. I'm a Hick says:
    November 19, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    My college team was 10-3 last year and 1-9 this year. It all makes sense now.

  6. Marco says:
    November 19, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    ACORN made me misspell “Dingo.”

  7. michael says:
    November 19, 2009 at 4:35 pm

    ACORN becomes prominent, and suddenly the Lakers, Yankees and Steelers all win rings. Coincidence?

  8. durablend says:
    November 19, 2009 at 5:07 pm

    It rained here today–obviously ACORN’s fault.

    Bastards!

  9. Quaker in a Basement says:
    November 19, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    Did I say “concede”? What I meant was, “I wuz robbed!”

  10. jr says:
    November 19, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    Hoffman’s a bitch who doesn’t even live in the 23rd. Teabagging carpetbaggers get the bozack. He’ll do anything to keep getting bookings on wrong wing radio shows.

  11. cj says:
    November 19, 2009 at 7:12 pm

    This morning I woke up and found a dent in my car……those bastards.

    ACORN~!!!!!!!

  12. mambochicken23 says:
    November 19, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    ACORN flew jets into the WTC and impregnated my girlfriend.

  13. cj says:
    November 19, 2009 at 7:55 pm

    Ahh dude to soon with the WTC joke, or it will always be too soon for those types of jokes. :(

    But the impregnated girlfriend one is funny……sucks to be you. LOL

  14. Repack Rider says:
    November 19, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    ACORN made me screw up at work with their cheating and stuff.

  15. mambochicken23 says:
    November 19, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    ACORN made me tell a crude and inappropriate joke that mentioned the WTC.

  16. Southern Quaker says:
    November 19, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    ACORN cancelled Firefly!

  17. cj says:
    November 19, 2009 at 8:57 pm

    Damn those ACORN (Black people) they have to much control, DAMMIT. TO MUCH CONTROL I TELL YA, TO MUCH!!!!!!!!!

  18. Joanne says:
    November 20, 2009 at 3:44 am

    OMG! Now I TOTALLY get why I overslept my alarm this morning.

    (OK… altogether now…)

    ACORN.MADE.ME.DO.IT!

  19. daniel rotter says:
    November 21, 2009 at 2:40 am

    Present evidence to your claim, Mr. Hoffman, or STFU.