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Don Surber on the ratings boost Oprah got from the Palin interview.

No. 1 best seller.

Goosing Oprah’s ratings.

Let’s see Joe Biden top that.

Um, okay.

The state of the vote for Vice President of the United States, as delivered to the President of the Senate, is as follows:

The whole number of the electors appointed to vote for Vice President of the United States is 538, of which a majority is 270.

Joe Biden of the State of Delaware has received for Vice President of the United States 365 votes.

Sarah Palin of the State of Alaska has received 173 votes.

This announcement of the state of the vote by the President of the Senate shall be deemed a sufficient declaration of the persons elected President and Vice President of the United States each for the term beginning on the 20th day of January, 2009, and shall be entered, together with the list of the votes, on the Journals of the Senate and House of Representatives.

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11 Responses to “What Matters”

  1. texan says:

    Haha, yeah no doubt.

  2. Chow Shark says:

    “Let’s see Joe Biden top that.”

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!

    Its utter hilarity that he even fixed his mouth fingers to say write something so absurd. This is one of those instances where false equivalences need not apply. Hilarious I tell you…

  3. mambochicken23 says:

    Heh. Good one, OW.

  4. Marco says:

    Um, where’s Joe’s facebook page, huh? Huh?

  5. SaveFarris says:

    Don also forgot to factor in all the viewers in Maryland’s 38th Congressional District.

    “Nobody Messes with Joe

    • mambochicken23 says:

      *groan*

      Really? You want me to look HOW far over there? Pass me the binoculars, wouldja?

  6. Quaker in a Basement says:

    Does this mean we’re afraid of her? I think it does.

  7. SaveFarris says:

    Mambo, Joe’s stimulus responsibilities are just as relevant to Palin’s Oprah rating as an electoral College recap. You can’t complain about “look over there” when that’s the ENTIRE POINT of our host’s post

    • mambochicken23 says:

      You can’t complain about “look over there” when that’s the ENTIRE POINT of our host’s post

      You have a good point, Farris. Although I do think that winning the Vice-Presidency does “top” Sarah Palin’s effect on Oprah viewership, so I’m not sure it’s completely a “look over there” moment. But it’s certainly debatable.

  8. Paul_D says:

    Isn’t his the guy who gets his paychecks in dimes only?

  9. barstoolcadaver says:

    Don Absurder is comedy gold to me. Of course, I love it when there are Colbert-level con jobs, minus the self realisation, or intentional parody. Great stuff.

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