Teabaggers Are Dumb, The Video

2:53 am EST November 17th, 2009 | News | 54 Comments

Teabaggers get punk’d into cheering against Christopher Columbus and European immigrants. You morons.

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54 Responses to “Teabaggers Are Dumb, The Video”

  1. SaveFarris says:

    Which is dumber: decrying Christopher Columbus or using taxpayer funds to claim that you’re saving or creating jobs in the Arizona 9th?

  2. One is a clear data processing error, the other is the political opposition in America demonstrating for the 8999th time their ignorance of everything.

  3. Pryme says:

    It is curious that when the issue of immigration comes up, very few people reference European immigrants.

  4. Ol'Froth says:

    I love the “my ancestors came here legally” canard, when for much of the histroy of European immigration to the US, there were no bars to immigration at all.

  5. jr says:

    teabaggers want to fit in even when they don’t understand what’s going on

  6. Dennis says:

    jr, could you speak up a little bit, please? I can’t understand a word you’re saying with that scrotum in your mouth.

  7. Joe Crawford says:

    Yeah, odd, that.

    That speaker provided such sly satire. It’s like a template for other pranksters to disrupt and show the anti-immigration folks just how preposterous many of their positions are.

  8. mambochicken23 says:

    Yes… because jr is a teabagger… riiiight…

    Have you been drinking this morning, Dennis?

    “Well I got news for you. I AM quick enough…. COCKBOY!”

    Yeah, Dennis, that’ll learn ‘em. Good call. Stupid clown.

  9. canadian bacon says:

    Came here legally and legally slaughtered natives. That never seems to count.

  10. Dennis says:

    Teabaggers teabag, Young Chicken mambo, no?

    jr is therefore the teabaggee receiving the gift of the teabag from the teabagger.

  11. Jeff says:

    On a tangent here but–Did you notice at the end how polite and civil the leaders of the rally were to the (let’s be honest) trouble-making punks? Right to be here, let’s debate, etc. That upper Midwestern politeness and sense of fair-play at work, which is why I can’t figure out how Michelle Bachman got elected. I’ve never been to her district particulary but her craziness (yelling, villifying, I-believe-it-because-I-want-to, plain old meanness) just doesn’t jibe with upper Midwestern culture. Can anybody explain that?

  12. mambochicken23 says:

    You seem to know an awful lot about teabagging, Dennis. Strange, considering how vile and repugnant and uniquely liberal that term is.

    Care to tell us whose scrotum is in jr’s mouth?

    Cockboy.

  13. fafaroo says:

    You really can’t get over this can you, Dennis? You’re movement is being mocked. Just deal with it.

  14. Dennis says:

    Open wide and keep those lips well-salivated, Spring Chicken mambo.

  15. SaveFarris says:

    So the White House is filled with incompetent failures who don’t even possess the slightest common sense when it comes to America?

    Got it. Thanks!

  16. Dennis says:

    fafaroo, I agree with you that you guys enjoy snickering like middle school kids about crude sexual descriptions for people you despise and you think it’s just so Jon Stewart cool that Barack Obama and Bill Clinton are in on the joke, too.

  17. fafaroo says:

    Okay, Dennis. Have it your way. Keep writing stuff like “I can’t understand a word you’re saying with that scrotum in your mouth” and thinking it doesn’t make you sound like a humorless tool.

  18. Burn says:

    If the teabaggers didn’t want to be called teabaggers, then they should have used another name to describe their angry slobbering mob.

    Yes, it IS funny. And what’s even more amusing, they were completely oblivious about the meaning of the word in a slang sense.

    Was there not a single person in that group who said, timeout, this is the WRONG name to use because it means (whisper whispers)…EWWW!

  19. Dennis says:

    Borrowed that from an old friend of yours and rather liked it myself. Can’t take any credit for it but I won’t disavow it either.

  20. fafaroo says:

    Dennis, you don’t seem to understand. Calling them “teabaggers” is funny but what’s hilarious is how pissy and, might I add, how weird you get about it.

  21. Southern Quaker says:

    Jeff, don’t worry, you can only hope to be as tangential as SaveFarris or Dennis.

  22. mambochicken23 says:

    All I can do is shake my head. It’s sad, really, what you are. Just pathetic.

  23. mambochicken23 says:

    No fuckin’ way! Alert the press! People have just got to know about this unprecedented event!

  24. Dennis says:

    What is ‘pissy’ and what is weird, fafaroo? I’ve had more fun with it than you, truth be known. You all have either punked both Barack Obama and Bill Clinton and a lot of other prominent Dems to go along with the inside joke unwittingly, or they’re just as vile, crude and immature as you guys are.

  25. Dennis says:

    It’s hardly an everyday sort of term, Burn, nor is it common practice. Maybe it is with you guys, I don’t know. As soon as Olbermann and Maddow and Anderson Cooper started their grade school snickering over it, the usage died down among conservatives, but ramped up considerably by classless liberals. Exponentially, actually. And tea partiers would never even think of that act, unless of course, well, if you guys are offering. I’m completely out of the market but if that’s your thing, just be considerate and tread carefully if you would, because we know what you’re thinking when you’re down there and truth be known, I’m sure it makes the ‘teabaggers‘ a little squeamish.

  26. Dennis says:

    Spring chicken mambo, I’d say you know the words but you can’t carry the tune, but I don’t think you even know the words any more. You haven’t made a coherent post this whole month- all you seem to be able to do any more is write one or two word adjectives and express how words fail you. Is everything ok with you, dude? I’m getting concerned.

  27. fafaroo says:

    Oh Dennis! What a cheeky scold you are! Tease!

  28. fafaroo says:

    “vile, crude and immature”

    That’s weird, Dennis. Really weird.

  29. fafaroo says:

    Because you’re the guy who keep writing stuff like this:

    Open wide and keep those lips well-salivated, Spring Chicken mambo.

    Really creepy and really weird.

  30. Dennis says:

    Everything in its context, fafaroo. Vile and crude begets vile and crude.

    Spring chicken mambo seems to be headed to the dark side and I just assumed that was the only way to communicate effectively with him.

  31. mambochicken23 says:

    Spring chicken mambo, I’d say you know the words but you can’t carry the tune, but I don’t think you even know the words any more.

    Ooooh, sick burn, Dennis!

    You haven’t made a coherent post this whole month- all you seem to be able to do any more is write one or two word adjectives and express how words fail you.

    This is false. You might want to revisit my commentary regarding you and John Sullivan from what, 3 days ago? If you consider that kind of commentary to be incoherent, then I suggest that you work on your reading comprehension skills. I know you remember it, as you continue to snark about my age with every post you direct towards me. You can revisit my words in the prior thread to see what I think about that kind of obnoxious behavior.

    Is everything ok with you, dude? I’m getting concerned.

    I’m great, Dennis. Thanks for your concern. I just grow increasingly weary of dealing with the stupidity of you and the other trolls on these boards. All I want is for people to be smarter, including the opposition. But we all know that is unlikely to happen, as the frothing teabaggers are numerous and apparently lacking the skills to rationally evaluate information and their beliefs. This truth makes me a bit unhappy, but it’s really nothing new. Same old shit from the same old idiots, just amplified a bit more.

  32. mambochicken23 says:

    Spring chicken mambo seems to be headed to the dark side and I just assumed that was the only way to communicate effectively with him.

    Speaking of incoherent. Jesus, Dennis, what the fuck are you talking about?

    What a fucking idiot.

  33. Dennis says:

    More words, still nothing said though, spring chicken.

    Same with that long screed last weekend. Had to stop after the second sentence because it was obvious to me it was going to be a repeat of the same two or three ideas you always write about, just rephrased.

  34. Dennis says:

    You seem to be getting more angry and more crude every day here, spring chicken. I’m not sure if it’s your youthful immaturity exposed or something going on in your cognitive abilities, but something has brought out the more caustic side of you lately.

  35. fafaroo says:

    …repeat of the same two or three ideas you always write about …

    Your total lack of self-awareness is so amusing, Dennis.

  36. fafaroo says:

    Vile and crude begets vile and crude.

    Only from the vile and crude, dude.

  37. Dennis says:

    Oh, c’mon, fafaroo. The guy’s a broken record. It’s plain enough for anyone to see, even you.

  38. fafaroo says:

    …just assumed that was the only way to communicate effectively with him.

    In other words, you can’t be held responsible for anything you say or write.

    Nice.

  39. Dennis says:

    What, you’re telling me to turn the other cheek? You’re going to lose your liberal card if you keep that crazy talk up, fafaroo.

  40. Yeah, it’s Rahm staying up nights typing it in.

    Looking at the Big Picture on the Recovery Act

    Unfortunately, it would be hard to know that by reading some of what’s been written and said about recipient reporting. The Administration has been criticized for pointing out to the independent Recovery Board some erroneous reports that should not have been posted – and for failing to find all the erroneous reports. Skeptics have raised doubts about reports that show jobs created with no funds spent (although that is possible, as workers are hired in anticipation of projects starting), or funds spent with no jobs created (when materials are purchased for projects that are not yet underway).

    Some filers, working with the new system, punched in the wrong Congressional district, and some just got the data wrong. And about 10% of those folks who were supposed to file a report haven’t filed it yet.

    We fully agree with those who find the mistakes in the data frustrating – and we’ve been working with the Recovery Board to find the mistakes, and fix them. Just because mistakes are inevitable in any new system – especially one this large, and this new — doesn’t mean they are acceptable. We are going through the reports with a fine tooth comb, identifying mistakes, and working with filers to correct them. That said, three big picture points should not be lost

  41. Will the two of you shut the hell up? I warned you about this.

  42. fafaroo says:

    Well, Dennis, we all know how much of your self-esteem is wrapped up in “not giving an inch” on these threads.

    Maybe you should pause and reflect on where this is all taking you?

  43. lonya says:

    Erickson’s performance was decent. He stayed dead-pan throughout and it was a convincing build-up. As to the clapping and cheering: the few crowd shots indicated no more than a couple of dozen people there at best. Seems just as likely that much of the cheering and chants of Europeans Out at the end came from his buddies as it did from rabid xenophobes.

  44. fafaroo says:

    Okay, Dad. But he started it!

  45. Dennis says:

    In other words, you can’t be held responsible for anything you say or write.Nice.

    Not at all and what is the deal with you with this ‘in other words’ crap? Every time you say ‘in other words’ it’s a pretty good sign the other words are yours only and what you want to believe. He wants to dish it out, I’ll give it right back and I’m not embarrassed or ashamed to do it. And neither are you.

  46. Dennis says:

    Apologies.

  47. I WILL COME BACK THERE.

  48. Paul_D says:

    Hmm.. Objective reporting from David Freddoso, Mark Hemingway and Jim Hoft. You must also get fashion tips from a blind clown.

  49. mambochicken23 says:

    The guy’s a broken record.

    Funny thing about that. First off, I think this is the first time that you’ve leveled this charge at me in, what, 2 years of posts here? If I were quite so one-dimensional I think that you might have said something earlier.

    Secondly, if you’re talking about the fact that I emphasize the general point that people be logical and rational in their decision-making processes, and that I get pissed off and chastise people who conduct themselves like foolish dicks, then maybe you’re right. I think it’s pretty important, however, and frankly this general point applies to a lot of specific instances. I think you would have a hard time explaining to me that I am wrong about the importance of logic and reason.

    Finally, if you’re referring to the fact that I continually call you a stupid clown… well, then I am guilty as charged. But you are guilty of the same type of crime, so you really oughtn’t throw stones at my house. If you wouldn’t behave like such a fucking ignorant stupid twat, then perhaps I wouldn’t continually insult you.

    I see you’re sticking with the snarkiness about my age. Keep it up. It’s not worth shit, but it’s all you’ve got. Enjoy it.

  50. fafaroo says:

    Oh, c’mon, fafaroo. The guy’s a broken record. It’s plain enough for anyone to see, even you.

    Again, Dennis, your lack of self-awareness is amazing.

    All of your comments fit one of four categories:

    Look over here [link to some random wingnut craziness]

    “Stop picking on me stalker/obsessive” (alternated with “Hey cowardly lurker why don’t pay more attention to me!”)

    The word “teabagger” makes me cry/I love typing the word “scrotum”

    Any criticism of Palin/Limbaugh/Hannity et al = GOP victory 2012!

    Rinse. Repeat.

    That’s all you got.

  51. Jaim says:

    Exactly.

    Why choose a stupid, innuendo-filled name for your movement in the first place.

    Might as well have called themselves the felcher movement.

  52. mambochicken23 says:

    Or collectively called themselves the Hot Carls. Or perhaps the Rusty Trombone Symphony. Or maybe the Cottage Collective.

    Cue the trolls, clutching their pearls at what naughty, perverse words they are reading.

  53. mambochicken23 says:

    all you seem to be able to do any more is write one or two word adjectives and express how words fail you.

    I just realized that you expressed this sentiment in a series of comments that spurred from you making an off-the-mark joke about jr having a scrotum in his mouth.

    Am I supposed to have a thoughtful, coherent post in response to that kind of blatant stupidity?

    Perhaps, if you are looking for a reason that my words toward you have gotten more coarse, you should look at your own behavior. Decide if you are posting comments that are becoming more obnoxious, and then decide whether this could potentially be the cause in the change in my behavior.

    Or not. You could fail to do that, too. Most likely, this will be the case, as you show a remarkable dearth of self-awareness. And luckily, that ties us back to the ACTUAL thread topic: That teabaggers are ignorant and really, really stupid.

  54. abanterer says:

    I think they could call themselves the Lemon Party. It doesn’t have the same sexual connotation at Teabag. It could stand for the cleaning up they want to do or something. I’m just trying to help.