Sarah Palin: Totally Bogus Awesome

6:47 pm EST November 8th, 2009 | News | 14 Comments

Maybe Sarah Palin is the one who needs a teleprompter. Politics aside, nothing she ever has said makes sense to me. Seriously. I cannot decipher it. Maybe its because I don’t get her accent or something, but she may as well be speaking in tongues.

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14 Responses to “Sarah Palin: Totally Bogus Awesome”

  1. jr says:
    November 8, 2009 at 7:05 pm

    Rich Lowry and John Ziegler have to change their pants after hearing Sarah’s Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure-esque lingo

  2. Repack Rider says:
    November 8, 2009 at 7:32 pm

    Some of her more sycophantic sites are praising the speech.

    Maybe I’m not dumb enough to “get” Sarah. She never says anything more interesting than what you can see on a bumper sticker, or any deeper.

    She’s all for a chicken in every pot, as long as she doesn’t have to deliver them.

    Despite our trolls’ best efforts, there is no chance of Sarah running for president. She is incapable of handling what happens to a candidate in a national campaign, as we have already seen, and as the head of the ticket she would implode in minutes. She probably knows that, but she sure likes the champagne and the free buffet, and she’ll work the tables as long as they let her.

    I look forward to the increased exposure cracking her into very small pieces.

  3. iamnotstarjones says:
    November 8, 2009 at 7:41 pm

    it’s like having Kate Gosselin attempt to be taken seriously as a politician.

  4. Zython says:
    November 8, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    Politics aside, nothing she ever has said makes sense to me.

    It’s not just you.

  5. Randy Brown says:
    November 8, 2009 at 10:21 pm

    What if she DID become the GOP nominee? (Given the disproportionate influence of the teabaggers in that party, it could happen!) Imagine the Obama-Palin debates. No…imagine the bitch REFUSING to debate Obama (that could, and probably would, happen as well). As I said earlier, Cut’n'run Sally simply cannot tolerate adversity.

  6. Repack Rider says:
    November 8, 2009 at 10:25 pm

    I agree in principle, but I disagree with the beotch characterization. I hate to hand out ammo to my political opponents.

  7. mikefromtexas says:
    November 9, 2009 at 12:32 am

    Still trying to figure out why I even know who she is. But these days that list is getting very long.

  8. isms says:
    November 9, 2009 at 1:57 am

    And what about the child who perhaps isn’t deemed normal or perfect per someone’s subjective measure of their use or questionable purpose in the eyes of a panel of bureaucrats making our health care decisions for us … .

    The pig needs more lipstick me thinks.

  9. Randy Brown says:
    November 9, 2009 at 6:23 am

    Pac, everybody in the universe except the Palin cult knows what she is. The truth hurts. They should learn to love it.

  10. DEO says:
    November 9, 2009 at 11:52 am

    Scarah Palin/Fabio 2012!

  11. isms says:
    November 9, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    Fabio – I just want to be the best Fabio I can be

    I can never forget that line of his

  12. Randy Brown says:
    November 9, 2009 at 5:33 pm

    Hey, was “Scarah” a typo or a sly pun?

  13. Randy Brown says:
    November 9, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    And besides, OW won’t let us call Palin what I’d REALLY like to call her.

  14. shorething says:
    November 10, 2009 at 7:29 am

    that language you cannot understand is “plain simple english” aka truth. perhaps if she threw in some good old orwellian doublespeak (eg calling card check whatever it is libs are calling it now) or referring to death panels as whatever libs are calling them today etc. care delayed is care denied, covering more without encouraging more doctors to stay in business, so sorry i forgot the won can simply do a loaves and fishes type miracle and presto all the drs we need. again so sorry not used to being governed by a god.