Redskins Circle The Drain

5:16 pm EST November 8th, 2009 | Sports | 11 Comments

The Redskins are dead. Dead, dead, dead. There is no life left to this season. In fact, its clear now the two wins on the record were mere flukes. There is no offense, or defense. The coaches stink, as do the quarterback and running back. The only decent player on the team – Chris Cooley – is hurt on the sideline.

Stick a fork in ‘em. This is the ultimate Dan Snyder team.

2-14, here they come. And Snyder will do something dumb like draft Tim Tebow.

Call in Dr. Kevorkian.

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11 Responses to “Redskins Circle The Drain”

  1. jr says:
    November 8, 2009 at 6:10 pm

    Snyder will probably sign a Trent Edwards type he can “mold into greatness”

  2. MrGreyGhost says:
    November 8, 2009 at 6:34 pm

    Best call is for Snyder to throw everything and the sink at Parcells to come out of retirement after the season. Bill obviously has the resume, he loves a challenge and he’s probably long bored by now being out the NFL this long. If Snyder (or his advisors) has any brains he’d at least make a serious run at him.

  3. Randy Brown says:
    November 8, 2009 at 10:23 pm

    And the Ravens are at the top of the swirl, ready to follow the ‘skins to oblivion.

  4. James E. Powell says:
    November 8, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    I doubt that Parcells would work for an owner like Snyder. He doesn’t need the money or the glory. I also doubt that Snyder would want a person like Parcells. Snyder seems to like people who agree with him.

    NB – The Ravens aren’t that bad.

  5. Oliver Willis says:
    November 8, 2009 at 10:52 pm

    You’ve got to be joking. The Ravens lost, they don’t suck. They’ve got Flacco and Ray Lewis and a shot at winning their games and making the playoffs.

  6. Vince says:
    November 9, 2009 at 7:53 am

    Stick a fork in my 49ers. They seem to go out of their way to lose.

  7. SpiderJ says:
    November 9, 2009 at 9:47 am

    I’ll trade you your Ravens for my Bears.

  8. lonya says:
    November 9, 2009 at 11:33 am

    Parcels is not out of football is he? If I recall he is VP of Football Operations for the Dolphins.

  9. Don says:
    November 9, 2009 at 1:04 pm

    Living in Atlanta I am just happy the Falcons found somebody they could beat. When you lose to the Birds you know you suck.

    Sorry.

  10. SpiderJ says:
    November 9, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    The Falcons are 5-3 and they have a legitimate team to build on. Roddy White is a hell of a receiver and Matt Ryan’s a decent QB for one so young.

    As Don Banks pointed out in SI, before drubbing the ‘Skins, they were on their first genuine losing streak since Mike Smith turned over.

    You’re not looking at your team at all objectively.

  11. SpiderJ says:
    November 9, 2009 at 6:01 pm

    “turned over” = “took over”