Oliver Willis

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Now THIS Is Indoctrination Of Children

November 5th, 2009 Energy 9 Comments

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The coal industry distributes coloring book brainwashing kids on coal and recruiting them to create coal clubs.

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9 Responses to “Now THIS Is Indoctrination Of Children”

1. Southern Quaker says:

   November 5, 2009 at 9:17 pm

   My fourth grade son’s state history curriculum on energy was written by the coal industry, paid for by a grant from the state government.
2. gumby says:

   November 5, 2009 at 9:59 pm

   Gee, “Pepsi Presents Fractions” seems pretty benign…
   • mrak says:

     November 5, 2009 at 10:22 pm

     Reminds of that Simpsons episode where the Oscar Mayer-sponsored periodic table included an element named “bolognium”.
     • Zed says:

       November 6, 2009 at 3:42 pm

       “What is the atomic weight of Bolognium?”

       “Delicious!”
3. Zython says:

   November 5, 2009 at 11:00 pm

   The coal lobby has always struck me as bizarre. We really should’ve dumped coal as a fuel source a century ago.
4. jr says:

   November 5, 2009 at 11:03 pm

   “Coal industry execs are white so it’s okay!”-Sean Hannity and Andrew Breitbart
5. Burn says:

   November 5, 2009 at 11:11 pm

   Where’s the cute little piece of coal mascot named Coalie?
6. Marco says:

   November 6, 2009 at 1:56 am

   When Santa gives you a lump of coal in your stocking, who knew it was meant to be a fucking awesome-ass gift?
7. Zython says:

   November 6, 2009 at 3:31 am

   Next up, oil industry indoctrination.