The coal industry distributes coloring book brainwashing kids on coal and recruiting them to create coal clubs.
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November 5th, 2009
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My fourth grade son’s state history curriculum on energy was written by the coal industry, paid for by a grant from the state government.
Gee, “Pepsi Presents Fractions” seems pretty benign…
Reminds of that Simpsons episode where the Oscar Mayer-sponsored periodic table included an element named “bolognium”.
“What is the atomic weight of Bolognium?”
“Delicious!”
The coal lobby has always struck me as bizarre. We really should’ve dumped coal as a fuel source a century ago.
“Coal industry execs are white so it’s okay!”-Sean Hannity and Andrew Breitbart
Where’s the cute little piece of coal mascot named Coalie?
When Santa gives you a lump of coal in your stocking, who knew it was meant to be a fucking awesome-ass gift?
Next up, oil industry indoctrination.