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Professional Fox News Loser Bob Beckel Is Upset

In a survey about the Democrats who go on Fox News and make an ass of themselves by licking Roger Ailes’ butt, Bob Beckel says this:

“There is a frustration when you are getting yelled at by people who weren’t even a gleam in their daddy’s eye when you were getting beat up by hard hats on Wall Street [while] protesting Vietnam,” he said.

The problem, Bob, is that you are a loser. Your claim to fame is being the campaign manager for Walter Mondale’s campaign. For those of you not familiar with your U.S. political history, this was one of the biggest landslides in electoral politics. And Beckel was on the wrong side of it. So pardon us when one of the architects of Ronald Reagan’s second term goes on TV and keeps taking a dive in the interest of propping up “Fair and Balanced” (along with Kirsten Powers, Lanny Davis, Doug Schoen, and Pat Caddell) we don’t exactly throw a ticker tape parade.

You guys are the political equivalent of a minstrel show.

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3 Responses to “Professional Fox News Loser Bob Beckel Is Upset”

  1. jr says:

    Kirsten Powers was Joe Lieberman-esque on Geraldo’s show last night

  2. Dennis says:

    Shorter jr: “I watch FOX News so you don’t have to.”

  3. Repack Rider says:

    Don’t hold back, O-Dub.

    [i]By the way,[/i] if you want italics, you have to use bb code, but it won’t appear italic in the preview.