Glenn Beck Believes Everything Stupid

11:20 am EST October 27th, 2009 | Media | 21 Comments

At a certain point this becomes like taking candy from a baby. Just nobody tell him about the plan to harvest the organs of conservatives in order to provide fuel for our giant abortion machine.

Oh, damn.

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21 Responses to “Glenn Beck Believes Everything Stupid”

  1. justadood says:

    not too altogether different from The Comedian of ‘Watchmen’…..except I don’t think Beck was as smart as the Comedian…he doesn’t really ‘get the joke’….

  2. jr says:

    Glenn Beck makes Art Bell look like James Randi

  3. Rheinhard says:

    Glenn Beck makes Art Bell look like James Randi

    Ooh! With that comment, I think “jr” wins the Internet for today!

    It seems to me, with Beck falling for this, and Rush Limbaugh and Michael Ledeen being punked by a 4 month old phony Obama thesis, I think we have the makings of a cottage industry here. We surely have enough clever webmastery in the left netroots to set up a variety of “honey pot” websites with all sorts of phony dirt on Obama, Pelosi, birth certificates, and other prominent right-wing bêtes noires, then just sit back and wait for the Limbaughs, Becks, Hannitys, etc. to beclown themselves. Comedy gold!

  4. calling all toasters says:

    At least he doesn’t know about the legislation introduced by Barbara Boxer to ship all teabag protestors to reservations in Wyoming. When that gets out, the backlash will be amazing.

  5. Pryme says:

    They never did find that Michelle Obama tape, did they? Darn liberal media!

  6. Repack Rider says:

    I hope he hasn’t heard about the ACORN plan to use the voter rolls and census to confiscate all the Republicans’ guns and give them to the Taliban.

  7. daniel rotter says:

    Good god, from the Rush Limbaugh fake quotes to the phony “Obama thesis” to this, doesn’t anybody fact-check anymore?

  8. bikelib says:

    Repack: You forgot the rest of ACORN’s devious plot: After the guns are confiscated, all of the Repubs are forced to read Darwin while marrying gay muslim abortion doctors. Ooops! Did I just spill the beans?

  9. Dennis says:

    Evidently, Beck, Hannity, O’Reilly and all the people who watch FOX are all smarter than the average bears:

    Pew Political IQ Poll: Republicans Consistently More Knowledgeable

    The Pew Research Center’s latest News IQ Quiz found a major difference in the political IQ of Democrats and the rest of us.

    File this one under ‘Captain Obvious.

    No wonder Obama is bummed.

  10. bikelib says:

    So, Dennis, yes or no: Does the tweet referenced in Oliver’s post make Beck look like an idiot? Yes or No, please.

  11. Repack Rider says:

    Evidently, Beck, Hannity, O’Reilly and all the people who watch FOX are all smarter than the average bears:

    How come you’re not then?

  12. daniel rotter says:

    “…make Beck look like an idiot?”

    Calling Beck an “idiot” in this matter implies that he actually believes Pelosi said such a thing. This discounts the (plausible, in my opinion) possibility that Beck was simply lying to make a political and ideological opponent look bad, knowing that few of his Twitter followers would actually do a fact-check on this.

  13. Dennis says:

    Shots Fired At Home Of CNN Reporter Lou Dobbs

    We have just learned that someone has fired a gun at the home of Lou Dobbs, with his wife just a few feet away from the incident. The gunfire followed a series of threatening phone calls
    .

    Lou Dobbs is being targeted by the pro-illegal alien groups and pundits
    who feel that Dobbs is stopping Amnesty
    from passing.

    The Southern Poverty Law Center, the Anti Defamation League, the National Council of La Raza, Media Matters, and Geraldo Rivera of Fox News are using false information to foment hatred towards Lou Dobbs or any American who speaks out against Amnesty or illegal immigration
    .

    They have pushed for Lou Dobbs to be fired, and since CNN has refused to do that, some people are now turning to violence to try and achieve their goals…..

    Only a matter of time.

  14. bikelib says:

    Aw come on, Dennis. Everyone knows it was just some fringe rightwinger who did it to make liberals look bad. Just like at that church in Tennessee; only then it was some crazed liberal who shot those people in order to make rightwingers look bad. Duh!

  15. Dennis says:

    Where’s the outrage, bikelib? Where’s all the liberal sanctimony hiding out today?

    Crickets.

    Where’s Indeed and all the Eliminationist bullshit now that left-wing outlets are just as responsible for fomenting hatred toward controversial figures?

    You guys are amazingly predictaable.

  16. bikelib says:

    I’m not outraged. Why would I act like I am? Hey, I’ve merely adopted the wingnut credo: As long as “my side” wins; whatever it takes is fine by me. I’ll just rationalize or ignore anything that would ordinarily make a sentient human being uncomfortable. You’ve won me over, Dennis my good fellow!

  17. bikelib says:

    And besides, you’ve insisted that no “right-wing outlets” were responsible for any wacko going off the deep end.

  18. bikelib says:

    Dennis (again): Nothing that any of these wackos (left or right) do anymore makes me feel “outraged”. It all just leaves me feeling weary and demoralized.

  19. Indeed says:

    Shooting at Lou Dobbs’ house is bad.

  20. Enlightened Liberal says:

    Indeed.

  21. Dennis says:

    Yeah, so was shooting of the cops in Pittsburgh. So was the Holocaust Museum shooting in DC. So was Tiller’s shooting. That didn’t stop you guys from callously pinning all those squarely on conservatives, EL.