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42 Responses to “Fox News: John McCain Is A “Universal Nightmare””

  1. Dennis says:

    Wow, that was quick. You must’ve had a Hannidate tonight, Oliver.

  2. Dennis says:

    Either you’re a closet conservative, Oliver, or Obama and his goons have gotten even you to start watching Fox News as part of the new 10% they’ve just picked up since the blitzkrieg started.

    Your post came up when McCain was still on the show being interviewed by Hannity.

    Welcome aboard.

  3. Repack Rider says:

    My spider sense tells me Dennis is obsessed with someone and his blog.

    • Dennis says:

      I was typing on here responding on another thread to your idiotic assertion that Bush set the ticket prices for his speaking engagement, Repack, when I hit refresh and saw this blog post and in the background in my room McCain is still speaking, and I just went ‘Woah, somebody is a Fox watcher.’

      Jeez, and at the same time Rachel Maddow is on the good guys channel railing on Joe Lieberman that he was missing out on.

    • Jody says:

      See, Repack, the fact that he was sitting here obsessing over Oliver’s blog is proof positive that he does not obsess over Oliver’s blog.

      Advantage, trolls. Or something.

  4. Jaim says:

    Dennis, you really need to get your own blog.

  5. Jaim says:

    This is dumb even by your low standards Dennis. Oliver’s company monitors right-wing media. This doesn’t mean they “like” to watch Fox.

  6. Parthenon says:

    All right, break it up you lot.

    I’m rather looking forward to listening to Hannity after a public option passes and he’s proclaiming the end of America. Should be good fun.

  7. ‘Welcome aboard.’

    The F.O.X. Titanic.

  8. canadian bacon says:

    Hannibal will have to change his promo intro after it passes. He’s had a few, wrong every time; stop the Obama this, stop the Obama that … . What a complete and utter failure Hannibal & Co. have been.

  9. jr says:

    Another interview that didn’t mention abandoning Carol

  10. joaquin says:

    Oliver is a Soros mouthpiece. Didn’t you guys know that???

  11. It IS true, McCain is a nightmare. He chose Palin for his Veep, then apologized for her — what a maroon!
    She is shaking up the whole Republican Party, at the same time as Pres Obama is forming the ever popular Democratic Inward Facing Circular Firing Squad.
    Reagan Revolution Redux in 2012!

    • Burn says:

      She is shaking up the whole Republican Party

      Yes, by endorsing teabagging candidates rather than the actual Republican party candidates. Way to go, Sarah!

  12. Repack Rider says:

    Reagan Revolution Redux in 2012!

    What kind of odds are you giving on that TODAY? Palin + 50 EV? I might want a piece of that action. I’ll take Obama and give you the points.

    Apparently you think that Obama will not have considerable toughness and experience in the public eye and on the world stage when 2012 rolls around. Unless Sarah shows up somewhere and does something between now and then that isn’t totally being handed to her, there is no reason to suspect her of being able to campaign in his league. Obama is the best politician, with the best organization, that there is right now.

    You say Obama, magna cum laude at Harvard, will learn less about politics from being president of the United States for four years than Palin, five colleges for a BA, will learn on the book and talk show circuit during the same period, where she will be fielding pre-screened softball questions and won’t be responsible for anything more demanding than showing up at the studio looking as good as she can look. She won’t have a single…responsibility to measure her by, but you think that she is going to kick Obama’s ass in three years.

    How do you get to that place from this planet?

  13. Repack , if you ever got any information from a conservative source, and I doubt you have or ever will, you would discover that Obama’s foundation is fading away. You think he will be experienced in four years? In what? He has already screwed up in Honduras, screwed up in Iran, insulted the Dalai Lama, pissed off the Poles and the Czechs, kissed Putin’s ass in exchange for nothing; instituted a tax increase in 2010 for a medical program that isn’t scheduled to start up until 2013, and more.

    He is attempting to disable a News station that opposes him, and he fired a whistleblower. And there is more…

    Pres Obama will be lucky if he is not in St Elizabeth’s by 2011.

    • Burn says:

      He is attempting to disable a News station that opposes him, and he fired a whistleblower. And there is more…

      Oh fer fucks sake…all they said was Fox isn’t a legit news source. That’s it. Have they threatened to revoke their FCC license? Are they spying on Shep Smith and looking into the tax records of Chris Wallace? Are they locking Fox out of daily briefings? Have they told Major Asshole to take a seat all the way in the back of the room? Oh, the unfair treatment of Fox, boo hoo!

      The people who watch Fox news didn’t vote for Obama in the first place so who gives a shit about 1% of the population who think Obama hates this country and isn’t a US Citizen?

      Fox is run like the rest of Murdoch’s rags, like a cheap tabloid for idiots.

    • Repack Rider says:

      Pres Obama will be lucky if he is not in St Elizabeth’s by 2011.

      Does that mean you’ll take Palin and the points?

  14. fafaroo says:

    Repack , if you ever got any information from a conservative source, and I doubt you have or ever will, you would discover that Obama’s foundation is fading away.

    ROFLMAO. In other words: “Repack, if you lived in my bubble you’re brain could be asphyxiated mush too!”

  15. Leota2 says:

    “He is attempting to disable a News station that opposes him, and he fired a whistleblower. And there is more…”

    OMG did Barack just make everybody in almost the WHOLE world upset?! Damn–he better get right with those three countries or we’re all going to die today. ‘Cause you know EVERYBODY is supposed to love our POTUS. (The far right does but just won’t admit it ’cause they’re shy.)

    I sure miss the eight years that W was beloved all over the world, brilliant at foreign affairs and never froze out a network . . . Wait a minute. . . .

    Frank, Frank. . . . .

  16. Quaker in a Basement says:

    kissed Putin’s ass in exchange for nothing;

    Did he also “look into his soul”? Just askin’.

  17. Let’s see: It’s about 10 months to Labor Day, 2010… Let’s see how clever you are then.

    fafroo: same goes for you: You don’t know squat about conservatives. You think we all sit around listening to Rush Limbaugh? The last time I heard Rush Limbaugh was last year, for about 10 minutes — in a cab!.
    Once you’re reading Hot Air, and Pajamas Media and Jewish World Review, and NRO , you can come back and make some good guesses at what conservatives think. Until then, keep on smoking whatever you’re smoking.

  18. fafaroo says:

    The last time I heard Rush Limbaugh was last year, for about 10 minutes — in a cab!. Once you’re reading Hot Air, and Pajamas Media and Jewish World Review, and NRO , you can come back and make some good guesses at what conservatives think.

    Frank, what you talking about? Why are you bringing up Rush Limbaugh? Who said you sat around listening to him all day? Who said he was your “conservative source” or even that he was your only one?

    If I ever had to guess which one of the trolls here was a software program written by conservative hackers to mimic actual sentient thought, I’d go with you hands down.

    You are so hilariously random and incoherent there can be few other possible explanations.

  19. OT, but of interest…

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  20. Zython says:

    screwed up in Iran

    Wait, negotiating nuclear disarmament is “screwing up”? I’d hate to see your idea of “getting stuff right”.

    Pres Obama will be lucky if he is not in St Elizabeth’s by 2011.

    Again, what’s your reasoning for this? So far, my theory remains uncontested.

  21. Zython says:

    What’s wrong with Pres Obama

    A few issues on sources. The first source is described as an “expert”. I don’t know if you know this, but EVERYONE’s an “expert”. With no listed credentials, I’d take what he says with a ton of salt. The next source is “The American Thinker”, one of their most recent articles is about decrying eating healthily. This, sadly, is one of their more sane articles, so yeah… They also link Charles Krauthammer, which I won’t even being to dissect. There’s no one with psychology credentials, no independent sources, nothing to make this article credible.

    Pres Obama screwed up in Iran

    The key word here is “claim”. They can claim whatever they want. Remember “This is good news for John McCain”?

  22. Zython

    1) http://samvak.tripod.com/cv.html

    2) http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/politics/opinions/krauthammer.htm

    3) http://www.solvinglight.com/about/rbjbio.htm

    No credentials, Zython, right…

    If Iran “claimed” victory, then Pres Obama failed , you nincompoop…

    Don’t you ever give up?

  23. Zython says:

    Ph.D. in Philosophy

    Today we learn that philosophy != psychology. Close, but not quite.

    And who among the latter 2 has any credentials in psychology.

    If Iran “claimed” victory, then Pres Obama failed , you nincompoop…

    So if Germany “claimed” victory in WWII, we would’ve lost? Gotcha.

    At this point, I will “claim” victory over you on this topic. You have no failed, Frank.

  24. Charles Krauthammer was a psychiatrist, and the Ph D in Philosophy also is a certified Counselor.

    You need to go a long way to “claim” victory, son.

    I claim you are a wet behind the ears shavetail, who has a long way to go to argue politics with anyone .

    I have books about politics in my home that are older than you, boy.

    Yes , Zython, if it was our intention to get Germany to stand down from fighting, and they claimed victory, yes that would have indicated not that we lost , but that we failed to get them to make peace.

    And what does “You have no failed” mean , anyway?

  25. Zython says:

    And what does “You have no failed” mean , anyway?

    Typo. Should read “You have failed”.

    I claim you are a wet behind the ears shavetail

    …the hell is a “shavetail”?

  26. Next time, you can look it up yourself, sonny:: The word “shavetail” refers to a Second Lieutenant who is not very experienced in Army matters. The saying comes from the practice in the army of shaving the tails of newly broken pack mules to distinguish them from seasoned ones.

    That means it similar to a tenderfoot or a nooby…

  27. Jaim says:

    /sound of crickets as Frank manages to impress exactly nobody with his 1950’s super-hip Daddy-O lingo yet again

  28. You are such an asshole, Jaim.

  29. Repack Rider says:

    Charles Krauthammer was a psychiatrist, and the Ph D in Philosophy also is a certified Counselor.

    And a complete buffoon, if the only thing you know about him is what he writes in his column. How did so much education fail to “take”?

    As the Wizard of Ox pointed out to the Scarecrow, you don’t need brains if you have a diploma.

  30. First you want credentials , then they don’t matter. Why am I not surprised ?

    • Dennis says:

      When it’s a conserative, creds don’t matter, Frank.

      When it’s a liberal, they do.

      Those are the rules.

  31. Zython says:

    First you want credentials , then they don’t matter. Why am I not surprised ?

    Repack never asked for credentials.