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Virginia Race Tightening

The Virginia gubernatorial election is tightening, a positive sign for Democrat Creigh Deeds. Women are shifting to him in light of Bob Mcdonnell’s cro-magnon writings that were uncovered.

My guess is that the race still favors McDonnell slightly.

(And I still think Corzine will be reelected in New Jersey)

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7 Responses to “Virginia Race Tightening”

  1. Jaim says:

    I’ll be saddened if Deeds loses, but he hasn’t exactly run the most energetic of campaigns.

  2. daniel rotter says:

    If Corzine wins, it’s gonna be by a squeaker.

  3. Jolly Roger says:

    McDonnell is a real piece of work, perhaps even moreso than “Macaca” was. Hopefully Virginians will understand this and act accordingly.

  4. jr says:

    “You’re having that baby!”-Bob McDonnell to rape victims

  5. Dennis says:

    Video: Creigh Deeds gets very confused about taxes.

    “I think I’ve made myself clear, young lady.”

    Women will just love that about Deeds after they’ve seen this clip twenty times.

  6. rat_bastard says:

    “You’re having that baby! -And once your rapist pays your father fifty shekels your gonna have a new husband too!”-Bob McDonnell to rape victims

    Just fixing that so it s more compliant with the bible.

  7. Wilbur says:

    Dennis, that was a pretty bad performance on Deeds’ part. We’ll see if it turns out to be more embarrassing than McDonnell’s repsonse to the same sticky question.