Michael Duvall Is Your Conservative Hero Of The Day

2:50 pm EST September 9th, 2009 | News | 20 Comments

Conservative Republican assemblyman brags about his extramarital sexual exploits with female lobbyists. SCORE.

UPDATE: He has now resigned. Well, more honorable than Mark Sanford anyway, if you can call any of these cad jackasses “honorable”.

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20 Responses to “Michael Duvall Is Your Conservative Hero Of The Day”

  1. Jody says:
    September 9, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    Clearly another victim of the liberal media.

    Also, Clinton got a blowjob. Also.

  2. Wilfredo says:
    September 9, 2009 at 3:14 pm

    What’s funny is that he probably thinks that the LOBBYISTS dug him for his hot body and his all-around sexiness! It certainly wasn’t for his intelligence.
    Can you imagine having him for a colleague?

  3. PD100 says:
    September 9, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    Well, there’s no wetsuits, diapers or young interns involved, so that’s progress, maybe.

  4. Repack Rider says:
    September 9, 2009 at 3:43 pm

    there’s no wetsuits, diapers or young interns involved, so that’s progress,

    She liked being spanked.

    I wonder who paid her and how much to have sex with a guy she wouldn’t even talk to if he weren’t a pol. I wonder what the hubby has to say? I wonder what the employer has to say.

    Looks to me like she’s a whore just like Elliot Spitzer’s galpal.

  5. mrak says:
    September 9, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    Just as you should assume every gun is loaded, you should assume every microphone is live.

  6. Wilfredo says:
    September 9, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    Golly, I wonder what the spin for this is going to be?

  7. Quaker in a Basement says:
    September 9, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    You’re wondering how “Hot Mike” Duvall will spin this one, ‘fredo? We have the answer: I quit!

  8. Joey Doughnuts says:
    September 9, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    But But But…..Obama is a socialist and Bill Clinton got a BJ from that thick brunette with the French hat, and and and….Lipton Tea bags, something something….Can’t think straight because my family values are getting in the way, cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck!!!!!!!

    Whoa, that was a close one…..now lets get back to the real discussion at hand. Remember that time Obama had a hamburger and he used spicey mustard? God Damn Commie, go ahead and try to talk to my kids!!!!!!!

  9. Matt Osborne says:
    September 9, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    Family values at work!

  10. Wilfredo says:
    September 9, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    Basement (since there are two more Quakers), I think he did the absolutely right thing in resigning? Hey, Sanford, take your cue from this guy!

  11. Repack Rider says:
    September 9, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    If that’s what a 100% rating on family values from Focus on the Family looks like, what would a LOW score look like?

  12. Duros62 says:
    September 9, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    Well, there’s no wetsuits, diapers or young interns involved, so that’s progress, maybe.

    We don’t know that for sure. I’d bet there were dildos involved.

    what would a LOW score look like?

    Rosie O’Donnell?

  13. durablend says:
    September 9, 2009 at 6:04 pm

    Spitzer! Don’t forget Spitzer!

  14. Jaim says:
    September 9, 2009 at 8:20 pm

    Stay classy, Republicans.

  15. Chris C says:
    September 9, 2009 at 9:17 pm

    I wonder if she’s still having sex with him?

    They’ve fucked each other for life yet I still wonder… if she’s having sex with him?

  16. Pierre says:
    September 9, 2009 at 9:39 pm

    I can’t believe that somebody could be so careless as to be openly boasting about his extramarital affairs.

  17. Quaker in a Basement says:
    September 9, 2009 at 9:43 pm

    I can’t believe that somebody could be so careless

    And yet, there it is, on tape!

  18. Pete says:
    September 10, 2009 at 2:31 am

    I wondered what all the hard working legislators were always talking about as the cameras show them diligently in debates. Silly me, I thought they might be having conversations on State business, budgets, government reforms, etc.

  19. Impaler says:
    September 10, 2009 at 7:42 pm

    Frankly, I believe lobbyists should be spanked, he is kind of like the Batman of the Assembly, for punishing bad lobbyists. – Impaler

  20. Repack Rider says:
    September 10, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    The most delicious aspect of the event is that Mr. Duvall will never, ever get laid again.