Translation: I couldn’t do that, so rather than be impressed by his skill I went with my natural knee-jerk reaction that he must have cheated.

In another thread Frank called me a “Keyboard Commando”, someone who is real brave at arm’s length but wouldn’t say things to a persons’s face (He said this to me while careful sitting behind his own keyboard miles away, of course.) and threatened to “kick your ass so bad , your children would apologize”.

So I called this coward on his bluff. I offered to tell him exactly where I am and to meet him anytime he wanted to show up.

And, naturally, he immediately started coming up with excuse after excuse as to why he wouldn’t follow thru on his threat. (Not least of which was my promise to not fight back and to give him a free shot. That really seemed to make him nervous.) His final excuse was that he was sick, and I told him I’d wait patiently until he got better and then give him his free shot.

The cowardly, hypocritical wimp is still cowering behind his keyboard. And we have enjoyed reminding him of it on occasion.

Given how backward your thinking is on most things, that really doesn’t surprise me.

60 countries and 40 states had numbers in them . On the last page was an answer sheet with 100 blanks where you put the name of the state or country that matched the number.

I got 100 correct every time.

C B : I guess I’m jealous. I’m thinking there were very faint lines that he penciled in, not because of the geographical knowledge — I know where all the states are, and what they look like, but I could never draw them. Not even Colorado or Utah .

Nope. I’ll never let you forget what a chickenshit coward of a punk you are, loser.

Is that clear enough for you imbeciles? If not, go out of the basement and show it to your Mom.

Here’s an English lesson for you, Jaim:

I am done.

You are done.

We are done.

God forbid yet another wing-nut troll here makes a threat of physical violence and then weasels out like a punk-bitch.

God forbid!

Now I gotta try.

An impressive parlor trick…

I used to bet everyone in a bar that I could spell anyone word they could think of — I paid them a dime if I got it wrong, they paid me a nickel if I got it right… I never lost money.

I can say the alphabet faster backwards than you can say it forward.

Woo hoo ! A Senator’s life for me. Another Harvard grad in the Senate ! That never happened before …

He might be president some day.

I’d like to see any one of the master,duh, bating trolls in this thread do that parlor trick.

And then I’d like to see any one is Washington, including Obana, talk as straight as Franken did at the state fair.

And then, um, I’d like a millyun dollars, and uh, single-payer health care.