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Was Obama Born In The US?

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  1. Joey Doughnuts says:

    wait for it…wait for it…….

    “Quack! Quack! Quack!….but, but, but, but socialist…but fancy mustard, but but pitches like a girl, but but his jeans, but but his tea bag something or other…..”

    I got to give the nut jobs credit, they keep grasping and grasping and grasping. One day when they finally have something “real” to complain about, they will realize that while Mark Sanford is having sex with their wife, they’re staring at their TV set shaking their fist in agreement with Sean Hannity about how President Obama is some sort of communist for wanting to drink a coke with some ice in it instead of just putting the coke in the fridge first (come on, you know Hannity). Drill here, Drill now, Drill something about someone hating our freedom’s or something like that….

  2. Duros62 says:

    But you know what they really mean, right?

  3. Indeed says:

    Well OK, then.

  4. Viceroy Matt says:

    The seal is smudged! Without the cert number, we cannot be sure! The kerning! For the love of God, the kerning!

  5. durablend says:

    FAKE!!! FAKE!!!

  6. PD100 says:

    It seems better kept than some TANG records…

  7. Texan says:

    We cannot be sure unless the real one is mailed to each of us and passed around for all to see. That’s what every President has done, and we expect no less from him.

  8. Indeed says:

    The mainstream of the Republican Party and its spokesdouches beg to differ.

  9. Why am I thinking of the 2000 Election? And a “Selected” President? And the notion that Pres Bush wasn’t re-elected in 2004?
    Why is it when I think of bulldog special prosecutors, I think of Watergate?

  10. Indeed says:

    It seems better kept than some TANG records…

    …or for that matter TAANG! Records.

  11. Wilbur says:

    Why am I thinking …?

    Um, because your not very smart? Just a stab.

  12. Duros62 says:

    Why is it when I think of bulldog special prosecutors, I think of Watergate?

    Because that was the last time we had one?

  13. Dennis says:

    Um, because your not very smart?

    Amazing.

  14. No, wise-ass Wilbur. Maybe it’s because the loony left whined and moaned about the “fixed election” for eight years!.
    HBO even made a movie about it, right around the time McCain was running against Obama (what a remarkable coincidence, eh?). And not just loonies: The former Vice-President of the United States referred to himself as the man who “used to be the next president of the United States of America.”
    See, Waldo, I mean, Wilbur, if you could just address the issue instead of trying to prove you’re superior, you might find out what life is like outside the bubble you live in.

  15. Indeed says:

    Heh:

    And then, in 2008, Americans mysteriously voted in droves for a common African Soviet from, er, Hawaii, who has been president now for what, six months? And this NON-PRESIDENT is, uhm, trying to get some health coverage for these poor dumb AM-radio listeners, so …. OVERTHROW THE GUBMINT.

    What will happen? How many will shoot up Holocaust museums, or start car-bombing the hip hop? And how thankful should we all be that these people are so goddamned obese that simply getting up from the ‘puter table is pretty much out of the realm of possibility?

    http://wonkette.com/410022/whoa-hey-the-freerepublic-website-is-overthrowing-the-us-government#more-410022

    Indeed.

  16. Duros62 says:

    Frank, even you must admit there was some shady goings-on in Florida and if they had allowed a state-wide recount, things may have turned out differently?

    There was nothing unture in that HBO film.

  17. jr says:

    “he doesn’t look white enough to be an American”-cons

  18. Duros, a special news team went down to Florida, and re-investigated the whole situation, and determined that George Bush would have won, if there had been a 100% state wide recount.
    It was in the papers. It was no secret, but, of course, there’s this bias that we all know exists, but we have to say it doesn’t.

  19. Indeed says:

    …a special news team…

    Nothing to see here. Move along.

    “A special news team.” That’s funny.

  20. Mike says:

    Frank, you’re both a traitor and an idiot. You hate America. Leave it.

  21. Duros62 says:

    determined that George Bush would have won, if there had been a 100% state wide recount.

    And Pat Buchannan would have come in second, right?

    “Special news team.”

    You stay classy, Santa Barbara.

  22. Duros62 says:

    How exactly did they determine this, anyway? Crystal ball? Tea leaves? what?

  23. The former Vice-President of the United States referred to himself as the man who “used to be the next president of the United States of America.”
    The funny thing is, that’s not a reference to the stolen election. It’s a joke about him running for pres. John Kerry, John McCain and Walter Mondale could all make the same joke.

  24. PD100 says:

    There is some truth to Frank’s statement.

    ..but still no answer to the votes never cast..

  25. Wilbur says:

    Maybe it’s because the loony left whined and moaned about the “fixed election” for eight years!.

    “whined and moaned” is a very slanted description, at least after the first few months. Such complaining as there was is attributable to the fact that there were genuine oddities about how GWB was ‘elected’ in 2000. In contrast, there are no genuine oddities about Obama’s birth records – it’s all wingnut whizz.

    Dennis: orthography lames are the last refuge of the empty-headed.

  26. Wilbur says:

    There is some truth to Frank’s statement.

    Except that Frank has it backwards, as usual: the study concluded that if the limited recount that the SC stopped had proceeded, Bush would have won, but under a total statewide recount Gore would have won.

    But what was important to the Republicans was to “let the voice of the people of Florida be heard” which to them, paradoxically, meant that there should be no recount at all.

  27. mike in dc says:

    To put it into legal metaphor terms, the “stolen election” plaintiff at least had enough evidence to make it as far as a dispositive public “hearing” before being thrown out. The “birthers” don’t even get that far, the “complaint” would be dismissed on multiple grounds shortly after filing. No evidence at all to support their claim. The stolen election folks at least had some circumstantial evidence in support of their claim. These guys have nothin’.

  28. Indeed says:

    “whined and moaned”

    You mean like these douche-bags extraordinaire?

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A31074-2005Jan23.html

  29. Indeed says:

    These guys have nothin’.

    They have false equivalence. And Sarah Palin. And Boss Limbaugh. And those people at Free Republic. And Glenn Beck. And Bill O’Reilly. And Michael Savage.

    And here we are having to suffer with Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

  30. Wilbur says:

    Dennis: orthography lames are the last refuge of the empty-headed.

    Other than those times when you’re attempting to assert your superior intellect over someone like you did, Wil-burrrr, I tend to agree with you on that point.

  31. Duros62 says:

    The funny thing is, that’s not a reference to the stolen election.

    I always thought it was in reference to him winning the popular vote.

  32. Duros62 says:

    it’s all wingnut whizz.

    You need to patent that, ASAP.

    “It’s a floor was! It’s a dessert topping! It’s the perfect compliment to Cheetos!”

  33. Alan Keyes says:

    Yeah, but where’s the PROOF???

  34. At least PD 100 found a link to the story I remembered . That’s better than Mike , Indeed , Duros, and Wilbur.

    And, Oliver, don’t pretend he meant something else besides what he meant. You could see from his reaction to the audience’s laughter, exactly what he meant.

  35. Indeed says:

    You could see from his reaction to the audience’s laughter, exactly what he meant.

    They were laughing to keep from crying.

  36. Indeed says:

    Are black people allowed to vote in Florida yet? I sure hope so.

  37. Wilbur says:

    Hey, what’s this ‘and Wilbur’ crap? I knew what you were talking about, and I also knew that you’d gotten it bass ackwards and that it did nothing to support the pathetic false equivalence you were drawing.

    On which, since you’re no longer defending it, I guess you’re admitting we gave your a righteous Aldrining.

  38. Jesse Ewiak says:

    Thousands of blacks unable to vote due to caging and being told they were not allowed to vote for the crime of having the same name as a felon.

    That’s why Florida was fraudulent.

  39. Zython says:

    Duros, a special news team went down to Florida, and re-investigated the whole situation, and determined that George Bush would have won, if there had been a 100% state wide recount.

    Which news team? Seems a tad generic to me…

    It was in the papers.

    Which papers?

  40. Hey, what’s this ‘and Wilbur’ crap?
    “The serial comma (also known as the Oxford comma and the Harvard comma) is the comma used immediately before a grammatical conjunction (usually and, or, and sometimes nor) preceding the final item in a list of three or more items.”
    And, whether you admit it or not, the election was finally decided in the summer of 2001. Yet the caterwauling continues to this day.

    Is it exactly the same? No.
    Was it unreasonable, counterproductive, and a threat, however small, to domestic tranquility? Yes, it was.

    Your tone, suggesting that your point of view is what John McLaughlin calls “metaphysical certitude”, is quite annoying. You come across as quite an unpleasant fellow, one whose company I would be loathe to share,

  41. Jaim says:

    Gore actually won the popular vote in 2000.

    Obama was and always has been a US citizen.

    But please wingers, continue to dwell on this issue instead of actually doing what you need to do to make the GOP viable again.

  42. Wilbur says:

    Sorry you feel that way Frank, really, but you’re the one who’s constantly spouting your sententious opinions as if they were self-evident and then getting pissy when people don’t bow down before your Sinaitic wisdom. Typical conservative, actually.