Insert joke about Hogwarts here.
Emma Watson is joining the Ivy League.The adorable 19-year-old who won our hearts in the role of Hermoine Grainger in the superhit Harry Potter films will be attending the prestigious Brown University in Providence, R.I., this fall.
Emma confirmed the news in an interview with Paste Magazine Monday, saying, “I am [going to university in the Fall] – to Brown, which is an Ivy League establishment in the U.S.A. I’ve got a place there to read literature.”
My main issue here is that the kid from Harry Potter is now 19. What next, Zack Morris starts collecting social security?
I haven’t seen the new Harry Potter yet, but they apparently somehow managed to make more money than Jesus despite me not attending.
Is it just me or are other sensing that this blog is slowly drifting away from political topics and the constant pro-Obama/Liberal Democrat drumbeat?
Emma, I will wait for you.
You know who is likely to join her in college this semester. That baby on the cover of Nirvana’s Nevermind album. He should be about 18 or 19 by now.
It’s just you.
No, no, it was in 2007 when I began my master plan by posting a picture of Angelina Jolie.
Unrelated, but..
Front page of the Providence Journal today; It’s legal for minors(!) to work as strippers as long as they have a work permit.
Also, prostitution in your home is legal in RI.
What a fucking country.
Literally.
A UK tabloid had a topless photo of her yesterday. System crash in 5..4..3..