Glenn Beck Unravels The ACORN-Sotomayor-Obama Nexus

10:49 pm EST July 13th, 2009 | News | 10 Comments

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UPDATE: For you wingnuts watching this video and thinking it’s actual news and not the ravings of a right wing idiot begging for relevance I seriously ask you to ponder your lives and their worth. That is all.

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10 Responses to “Glenn Beck Unravels The ACORN-Sotomayor-Obama Nexus”

  1. C.S.Strowbridge says:
    July 13, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    Was this man ever sane? Or has he always been a crackpot?

  2. Parthenon says:
    July 14, 2009 at 1:53 am

    I’m telling you CS, in his early years he wasn’t nearly this weird. As late as ’06 he was pretty lucid IIRC. This is either a schtick for the ratings value or he’s cracked under the pressure.

    He should really loosen his tie, pour a glass of bourbon and smoke a cigarette when he’s carrying on like that. It’d make for better television, at the least.

  3. Michael Over Here says:
    July 14, 2009 at 5:00 am

    Oh great. Now I’ve got spittle all over the inside of my screen.

  4. Jaim says:
    July 14, 2009 at 5:11 am

    Don’t forget to drink your own urine. It’s sterile, and you can never know what the government puts in the water.

  5. Eric Sipple says:
    July 14, 2009 at 7:20 am

    So, Glenn, I’m not entirely clear. What’s ACORN’s world domination plan, now? They have their “branches” in everything, or maybe it’s the “roots” of their tree that’s bearing so many “nuts.” But what’s next? PLEASE TELL ME.

  6. Scott Ricketts says:
    July 14, 2009 at 8:21 am

    ACORN is a front group for the Bavarian Illuminati, and funnels their Jew gold into liberal brain washing projects like voter registration.

  7. jr says:
    July 14, 2009 at 9:28 am

    Glenn’s Bircherdom knows no bounds

  8. chamay0 says:
    July 14, 2009 at 11:00 am

    Glen Beck gives new meaning to the term ridiculous. This piece was so stupid that I had to watch it with one hand over my mouth to keep from breaking into spontaneous laughter. Not even bozo the clown was this good. All Beck needs is a little face paint, a hand horn and colorful clothes. In a Nutshell? Beck is utterly and staggeringly ignorant and goes out of his way to to ensure the rest of the world is aware of his pathetic lack of intelligence.

  9. Duros62 says:
    July 14, 2009 at 11:55 am

    Oh for fuck’s sake.

    Ollie, I liked your tag line for Fox the other day.

    It’s not news. It’s Fox News.

  10. I'm a Hick says:
    July 14, 2009 at 12:14 pm

    General “Buck” Turgidson: Uh, we’re, still trying to figure out the meaning of that last phrase, sir.

    President Merkin Muffley: There’s nothing to figure out, General Turgidson. This man is obviously a psychotic.

    General “Buck” Turgidson: We-he-ell, uh, I’d like to hold off judgement on a thing like that, sir, until all the facts are in