Superman For DC Mayor

11:41 am EST July 10th, 2009 | News | 4 Comments

If you don’t vote for Superman, the terrorists (and Lex Luthor) win.

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4 Responses to “Superman For DC Mayor”

  1. WhiteWhale says:
    July 10, 2009 at 1:38 pm

    Well thank Oliver for making this such an easy decision!:)

  2. calling all toasters says:
    July 10, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    What, no Stephen Colbert on the ballot?

  3. Rheinhard says:
    July 10, 2009 at 7:05 pm

    While Pres. Supes would be neat, I really would have no problem voting for Luthor either, to be honest… Certainly science education would go through the roof, and you know Luthor would put the smack down on all the God-bots wanting to teach Creationism. Sorry losers, but forgetting about the connectedness of life and pretending everything was separately created 6000 years ago ain’t gonna produce budding scientists capable of building the germ warfare doomsday bomb.

    But the president I really want is Dr. Doom! Yeah he’s an autocrat, but daily life for inhabitants of Latveria looks pretty great!

  4. jrfunkenstein says:
    July 11, 2009 at 12:21 pm

    He couldn’t be much worse than Marion Barry.