Superman For DC Mayor

11:41 am EST July 10th, 2009 | News | 4 Comments

If you don’t vote for Superman, the terrorists (and Lex Luthor) win.

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4 Responses to “Superman For DC Mayor”

  1. WhiteWhale says:

    Well thank Oliver for making this such an easy decision!:)

  2. calling all toasters says:

    What, no Stephen Colbert on the ballot?

  3. Rheinhard says:

    While Pres. Supes would be neat, I really would have no problem voting for Luthor either, to be honest… Certainly science education would go through the roof, and you know Luthor would put the smack down on all the God-bots wanting to teach Creationism. Sorry losers, but forgetting about the connectedness of life and pretending everything was separately created 6000 years ago ain’t gonna produce budding scientists capable of building the germ warfare doomsday bomb.

    But the president I really want is Dr. Doom! Yeah he’s an autocrat, but daily life for inhabitants of Latveria looks pretty great!

  4. He couldn’t be much worse than Marion Barry.