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July 2nd, 2009 6 Comments

It reminds me of stupid things from middle school that the girls went nuts over. Like New Kids On The Block.

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6 Responses to “This Twilight Thing”

  1. jrfunkenstein says:
    July 2, 2009 at 10:03 pm

    It’s the Harry Potter/High School Musical, or HPHSM123 virus.

  2. SFC B says:
    July 3, 2009 at 12:05 am

    Cracked has a great summation of the Twilight series.

    http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/

  3. Parthenon says:
    July 3, 2009 at 1:34 am

    Not sure he’s right about the dermatologist. I’ve seen women in their thirties and forties wearing Twilight shirts.

    As a side note, I think these along with the Eragon books have inspired through their various flaws the next generation of literary critics.

  4. Jay Tea says:
    July 3, 2009 at 4:45 am

    Oh, man, Oliver. Aren’t you content pissing off people on political grounds? You really wanna stick your nose in this blender?

    Had I the slightest bit of courage, I’d cheerfully agree with you… but I’m about to visit my best friend and his family, and his wife’s become a HUGE Twilight fan.

    By the way, over on Peter David’s web site (www.peterdavid.net), he’s having a Round Robin where readers are constructing a Twilight parody story called “Potato Moon.” (The reasons are far, far too long to go into here.) It’s closing in on Chapter 70 the last time I checked, and it’s involved Dan Quayle, Mike Dukakis, and a host of other amazing absurdities.

    J.

  5. Duros62 says:
    July 3, 2009 at 10:08 am

    I prefer my vampires to sleep during the day, not going to my local high school, thankyewverymuch.

    True Blood in a training bra.

  6. Wossname says:
    July 3, 2009 at 11:00 am

    Middle school is the target market. The girls in my classes were hyphenating their names on their quizzes last year, ie. Mary Jones-Cullen