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I Love Conspiracy Theories

May 28th, 2009 12 Comments

And in the world of conspiracy theories, there is none better than serial nut Alex Jones.

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12 Responses to “I Love Conspiracy Theories”

  1. Burn says:
    May 28, 2009 at 7:43 pm

    Ron Paul 08, dude! Loose Change!

  2. Seth 4:10 says:
    May 28, 2009 at 9:37 pm

    What a riot. “They” couldn’t keep a blow job quiet in the OVAL OFFICE, so are there really people out there who think this kinda crap is real?

    Oh wait, I’m sorry, this is way over the POTUS’ level, right? A muted trumpet sounds, thought police come for me in 5…4…3…

  3. SFC B says:
    May 28, 2009 at 9:46 pm

    Are you just trying to drive-up page views? Lord knows if the Truthers and the Alex Jones brigade catch wind of this they’ll come flocking here like moths to a flame.

  4. soullite says:
    May 28, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    I don’t know, it’s kind of hard to look at the world today and not see some kind of conspiracy.

    Personally, my money is one some kind of richbastard/banker conspiracy, but something is clearly amiss in this country.

  5. soullite says:
    May 28, 2009 at 10:19 pm

    Seth, it actually makes some sense. ‘they’ couldn’t keep a bj quiet because some of them wanted to use it for partisan gain. however, ‘they’ could keep something like this secret because ALL of ‘them’ would want to slide America closer to a police state.

    That obviously doesn’t make it true, but there are obvious answers to that particular question.

  6. Oliver Willis says:
    May 28, 2009 at 11:57 pm

    That’s what THEY want you to think.

    And that, friends, is the heart of a conspiracy.

  7. Crapola says:
    May 29, 2009 at 8:45 am

    I’m suddenly inspired to go watch the South Park “Mystery of the Urinal Deuce” episode.

  8. SFC B says:
    May 29, 2009 at 4:19 pm

    Personally, my money is one some kind of richbastard/banker conspiracy…

    How I wish this were true. Things would be far, far, far less fucked up if there was some sort of over-arching secret-group directing things behind the scenes. Frankly, I’m terribly disappointed if this is the best that they can do.

    I demand more accountability in my Illuminati masters!

  9. somejackass says:
    May 29, 2009 at 5:09 pm

    hilarious as the dollar bill bit is, there is a hint of truth in what this guy is saying. in fact, I doubt anyone here disagrees too much with what he says about newspapers.

  10. Oliver Willis says:
    May 29, 2009 at 7:58 pm

    well the truly great conspiracies and conspiracy theorists have a grain of truth to them – that’s what hooks people in. I listen to Jones’ radio show all the time and its a well put together mix of things that are true that take a derail into crazytown. People desperately want for their to be men pulling strings behind the curtain because then it wouldnt REALLY be as chaotic as it all feels.

  11. jrfunkenstein says:
    May 30, 2009 at 8:03 am

    Butterfingers are hard core drugs; which this dude must have overdosed on.

    Bizarre in the extreme.

  12. jojo says:
    May 31, 2009 at 11:04 pm

    I had never heard of Alex Jones before I listened to this, and hadn’t read the comments about the video.

    I was 50% convinced this was satire when I heard his gravelly voice, 80% convinced the second he started going off about water, and was 100% convinced of it when he somehow made a teddy bear evil.

    I was terribly wrong.