Conservative blogs like Newsbusters are seriously debating whether the evangelical vote determined the outcome of American Idol. We all know the evangelical right spends its entire life focused on distractions that don’t remotely matter, so if we can keep these rubes mass texting Fox and making money for AT&T in the process while staying out of our world? More power to them.
I hear the rapture will never come unless you lock in your votes for Dancing With The Stars. Go for it, wingnuts!
I figured that in the penultimate results show when Kris came in first, he had it in the bag. Reason is, how many Danny voters had Adam as their second choice? I think American Idols fans prefer light rock singers to rock singers.
Am I to understand the ambiguously ghey guy did not win?
Aren’t they cute, pretending like they still are relevant and all.
It would be a pretty delicious irony if evangelicals resorted to American Idol to oppose homosexuality. Because I’m pretty sure that while things might be a little ambiguous in the Bible re: homosexuality, it’s pretty clear about idolatry.
“The Clippers won the NBA lottery. Obviously this is a sign that conservatism is on the upswing”-connies
jr, you are an American treasure.