They Need Some Sort Of Electoral Victory I Guess

12:57 pm EST May 22nd, 2009 | News | 6 Comments

Conservative blogs like Newsbusters are seriously debating whether the evangelical vote determined the outcome of American Idol. We all know the evangelical right spends its entire life focused on distractions that don’t remotely matter, so if we can keep these rubes mass texting Fox and making money for AT&T in the process while staying out of our world? More power to them.

I hear the rapture will never come unless you lock in your votes for Dancing With The Stars. Go for it, wingnuts!

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6 Responses to “They Need Some Sort Of Electoral Victory I Guess”

  1. American Citizen says:
    May 22, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    I figured that in the penultimate results show when Kris came in first, he had it in the bag. Reason is, how many Danny voters had Adam as their second choice? I think American Idols fans prefer light rock singers to rock singers.

  2. Duros62 says:
    May 22, 2009 at 1:30 pm

    Am I to understand the ambiguously ghey guy did not win?

  3. Enlightened Liberal says:
    May 22, 2009 at 1:53 pm

    Aren’t they cute, pretending like they still are relevant and all.

  4. Adam says:
    May 22, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    It would be a pretty delicious irony if evangelicals resorted to American Idol to oppose homosexuality. Because I’m pretty sure that while things might be a little ambiguous in the Bible re: homosexuality, it’s pretty clear about idolatry.

  5. jr says:
    May 22, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    “The Clippers won the NBA lottery. Obviously this is a sign that conservatism is on the upswing”-connies

  6. Enlightened Liberal says:
    May 22, 2009 at 5:57 pm

    jr, you are an American treasure.