Please Send The Gitmo Terrorists To Maryland

8:15 pm EST May 20th, 2009 | Terrorism | 4 Comments

Please. Send ‘em here. We haven’t been as hard hit by the economy as a lot of other states, but since our only federal facility is a medium security joint holding Republican lobbyist Jack Abramoff we’ll need some cash to build a maximum security holding cell since everyone else is being such a baby about it. But we’ll take them. We do football and crabs, we can handle some jihadist morons too.

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4 Responses to “Please Send The Gitmo Terrorists To Maryland”

  1. jr says:
    May 21, 2009 at 5:08 am

    Cons don’t trust our prison guards. This is part of their hatred of police that lead to the Pittsburgh police shooting

  2. Duros62 says:
    May 21, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    Drfitglass

    The criminal justice system kept mass murderer John Gacy safely contained for the 14 years between the date of his conviction and the date of his execution, and the Columbia Correctional Institution in Portage, Wisconsin kept the public perfectly safe from serial killer and cannibal Jeffrey Dahmer until the day he was clubbed to death inside the prison.

    And while no one in their right minds would consider Gacy or Dahmer “common criminals”, even those horrific examples pale in comparison to sheer number of genuine monsters the United States has kept securely under lock and key for years at the the United States Penitentiary Administrative Maximum (Supermax) Facility in Florence, Colorado.

    A partial list of Florence’s current and former residents includes;

    Ramzi Yousef: 1993 World Trade Center bombing conspirator, convicted and serving a life term.

    Ted “Unabomber” Kaczynski: Domestic terrorist, serving life.

    Omar Abdel-Rahman: “The Blind Sheik” involved in 1993 World Trade Center bombing, now prisoner #34892-054.

    Mahmud Abouhalima: Prisoner #28064-054. 1993 World Trade Center bombing implication. Serving 240 years in prison with no possibility of parole.

    Eric Rudolph: cop-killer, domestic terrorist and anti-gay/anti-abortion Wingnut Hero First Class, now serving two consecutive life terms without parole (murdering a police officer) and three consecutive life terms (Atlanta bombings). Prisoner #18282-058.

    Mohammad Salameh: 1993 World Trade Center bombing.

    Matthew Hale: White supremacist leader, convicted of soliciting the murder of a federal judge. The World Church of the Creator’s Reichfuhrer is now know as 15177-424.

    Ahmad Ajaj: 1993 World Trade Center bombing. Serving a 115-year sentence.

    Timothy McVeigh: America’s top domestic terrorist was #12076-064 and kept safe and sound in a deep, dark hole at Florence until he was executed on June 11, 2001.

    Wadih el-Hage: 1998 United States embassy bombings now serving life without parole.

    David Lane: Another home-grown wingnut Neo-Nazi hero who was involved in the murder of Alan Berg and was inmate l12873-057 until the day he died.

    Zacarias Moussaoui: 9/11 hijacking plotter and prisoner #51427-054.

    Terry Nichols: Oklahoma City bombing conspirator and mass-murderer now inmate #08157-031. Doing 161 consecutive life terms without the possibility of parole.

    Richard Reid: Thought he could blow up a plane with a shoe, and will now rot in prison until the end of his life.

    So enough with the infantile lies and fearmongering bullshit.

  3. SammyG says:
    May 22, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    Medium Security? How long is a suspected terrorist who barely speaks English going to last in Baltimore County lockup with a bunch of guys who have relatives in Iraq and Afghanistan? A week, tops. Put them in a federal prison and they might last longer, if the guards put effort into protecting them.

  4. Duros62 says:
    May 22, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    I just can’t believe that Republicans (and some Democrats) are so scared of 600 guys who have been in prison already for 6 years.

    I mean, we have more people in prison in this country than any other nation in the world, including despotic regimes. We have more non-violent offenders in jail than any other nation.

    You guys are telling me we can’t incarcerate these 600 guys because they are so scary? But the dude who shot and ate his neighbors is not?

    Please.