The Republicans Have A Dick Problem

12:10 pm EST May 14th, 2009 | News | 7 Comments

Cheney, that is. Bwahahaha!

the penguin from batman

Another GOP strategist, who also spoke on the condition of anonymity, pointed out the conundrum for Republicans over the former vice president’s current role. “Even if he’s right, he’s absolutely the wrong messenger,” this strategist said. His main worry, he added, is that Cheney keeps the public focused on the past, rather than the future. “We want Bush to be a very distant memory in the next election. The more Cheney is on the front burner, the more difficult it’s going to be.”

“He’s perfectly entitled to make his case, and given that Dick Cheney is as popular as Britney Spears at a Sunday school teacher convention, we hope he continues to be the face of the Republican Party,” said Hari Sevugan, national press secretary for the Democratic National Committee. “His continued presence reminds people that the GOP is unwilling to put forward new ideas or leadership, and so long as he continues to be the voice of the Republican cause, he ensures that the Republican Party will remain the party of the past.”

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7 Responses to “The Republicans Have A Dick Problem”

  1. jr says:
    May 14, 2009 at 12:13 pm

    “Pinochet kept Chile safe”-Richard Bruce Cheney

  2. Buzz Killington says:
    May 14, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    “Even if he’s right, he’s absolutely the wrong messenger”

    The American electorate everybody, how about a round of applause?

  3. Duros62 says:
    May 14, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    http://images2.dailykos.com/images/user/191280/transparentelephant.png

  4. Duros62 says:
    May 14, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    They’ve had a dick problem since Barry Goldwater.

  5. PD100 says:
    May 14, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    “Pinochet kept Chile safe”-Richard Bruce Cheney

    I’d really like to know where you found that quote, since Operation Condor was carried out when Cheney was chief of staff at the time.

  6. Sean D. Martin says:
    May 14, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    PD100: I’d really like to know where you found that quote,

    jr makes up incredibly accurate quotes all the time. It’s pretty much all that s/he posts.

  7. somejackass says:
    May 15, 2009 at 3:37 am

    What frightens me is that the Republicans are in such disarray, some might actually listen to him and make a run with cheney-esque policies in 2012. I mean, I know they probably wouldn’t win, but still….