I’m glad to see that while I’m here screwing around at the draft by the time the next draft comes around we’ll be reduced to a Mad Max style thunderdome world thanks to the global pandemic of ‘09.
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April 26th, 2009
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Mel Kiper: “This virus has a lot of upside, sure it’s spreading slowly now, and it looks like the mortality rate is low, but it could really develop into a lethal, global pandemic. And I think some GMs see that, which is why Dan Snyder traded up in the draft to pick the Mexican Swine flu. Really, it’s the Mark Sanchez of the disease draft.”
I’m hoping this doesn’t end up being in any worse taste than it already is, but I have to ask, if there were a disease draft, what would Al Davis pick? My guess would be something that spreads really quickly, but ends up not affecting humans at all and is easily curable/preventable.. Cow pox? Hoof and Mouth Disease? Tobacco mosaic virus?
Has Janet Napolitano been blamed for this yet?
Speaking as a human, we’re do for a catastrophic event along the lines of an easily communicable bug that jumps over to us from the animal world.
Biology is a bitch.
I’m sure the Surgeon General will be on TV very soon with some very comforting words and sage advice for all of us.
J.
If nothing else the fact that Governor Perry has requested federal aid to combat the swine flu epidemic is more than a bit amusing. Good thing their secession plans are still in their infancy eh Rick?
http://www.reuters.com/article/domesticNews/idUSTRE5260G320090307
TESTICULAR DEGENERATION IS THE REAL EPIDEMIC.
crusty dem… that is hilarious… can we use coveritlive to host a mock disease draft on my sports blog?