John Boehner Demonstrates The GOP Obstruction Plan

9:52 pm EST April 19th, 2009 | Republicans | 17 Comments

They won’t offer any alternative but they will oppose communist nazi marxist secret black muslim Obama’s plan to turn our precious bodily fluids into soylent green.

Also, John Boehner is a stupid person.

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17 Responses to “John Boehner Demonstrates The GOP Obstruction Plan”

  1. Jaim says:
    April 19, 2009 at 10:02 pm

    All they want is tax cuts for George Soros. Literally.

    A party without ideas has no future.

  2. Mac G says:
    April 19, 2009 at 10:41 pm

    How can you ever come with ideas for solutions to a problem when the obviously do not truly believe there is a genuine problem? The GOP should just stop going on TV shows because it is not really helping. I have never seen a minority party so out of touch and bankrupt.

  3. jr says:
    April 19, 2009 at 11:13 pm

    Why does this Dollar Store version of George Hamilton get so much airtime?

  4. Eric Sipple says:
    April 19, 2009 at 11:24 pm

    Aaagggg. GOPRAGE

  5. JP says:
    April 19, 2009 at 11:27 pm

    This man is an alcoholic. He’s slurring his words and he has a bright red nose. What else do you need to know?

  6. SwampTroll says:
    April 20, 2009 at 1:12 am

    god if I were a long-time politician, going to have to appear publicly and knowlingly bullshit a national audience I’d at least want to practice enough to make sure I didn’t talk like an excited eight year old

  7. Quaker in a Basement says:
    April 20, 2009 at 2:26 am

    I don’t think he knows what ‘carcinogen’ means.

  8. jrfunkenstein says:
    April 20, 2009 at 8:05 am

    That simply could not have been more pathetic.

    GOP representatives are increasingly appearing as incoherent boobs that can offer no alternatives to Obama’s agenda, but will regurgitate the endless daily talking points issued from the desk of Rush Limbaugh.

    Tea Parties? You’ve got to be kidding.

    Boehner successfully demonstrates how utterly outside the realm of reality Republicans have strayed; they actually believe that the kind of mincing, non committal display of buffoonery Boehner pulls off here will convince anyone that they have a reasoned approach to the multitude of issues facing the nation. How the Hell do they expect to persuade people they can deal with Climate Change when they clearly do not even believe it is a legitimate problem?

    Sad doesn’t begin to cover it.

  9. Bruce Henry says:
    April 20, 2009 at 8:12 am

    That guy was drunk, and trying to hide it. He looked and talked like a guy about to refuse to take a Breathalyzer test.

  10. Scott Ricketts says:
    April 20, 2009 at 8:22 am

    Wow. What a tool.

  11. Parthenon says:
    April 20, 2009 at 8:49 am

    Every time we exhale, we exhale carbon dioxide.

    …a better plan on the budget…

    Doesn’t get much funnier than that, folks.

  12. C.S.Strowbridge says:
    April 20, 2009 at 9:40 am

    “Also, John Boehner is a stupid person.”

    Hell yeah.

    Too bad there are so many other stupid people who agree with him, and vote.

  13. Joe Crawford says:
    April 20, 2009 at 11:19 am

    I follow a lot of what you post Oliver, and it boggles the mind to see such a display of incoherence on a national TV chat show. There’s no /there/ there.

  14. justadood says:
    April 20, 2009 at 12:14 pm

    I’m so embarassed for my friends and relatives in OH, especially for those who live in this boob’s district.

    They have to admit to people not from the district that this idiot represents them in congress, and that he somehow wins his elections fair-and-square (so far as I know).

  15. mambochicken23 says:
    April 20, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    Every time we exhale, we exhale carbon dioxide?…

    Really?

    Reeeeeeally?

    That’s a cornerstone of his argument on why manmade global climate change isn’t a pressing concern?

    Wow.

  16. Parthenon says:
    April 20, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    That’s a cornerstone of his argument on why manmade global climate change isn’t a pressing concern?

    What’s more, a whole lot of people heard that and went, “huh huh yeah, stupid granola heads, ha ha!”

  17. Duros62 says:
    April 20, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    Clearly we need to just get cows to hold their breath. Problem solved!