Oliver Willis

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Literal Bible?

April 18th, 2009 Humor Religion 7 Comments

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I do a lot of bitching about atheism, but this video was a funny way of poking holes in the bible.

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7 Responses to “Literal Bible?”

1. Sean D. Martin says:

   April 18, 2009 at 3:36 pm

   ” … because you’re just going to go around sitting on disabled people”

   LOL
2. merl says:

   April 18, 2009 at 4:23 pm

   I always feel uncomfortable making fun of religion, people believe whatever makes them feel better.
3. Sean D. Martin says:

   April 18, 2009 at 5:41 pm

   merl: people believe whatever makes them feel better.

   Unfortunately, what often makes people feel better is controlling other people and/or lording their moral superiority hypocrisy over other people.

   Organized religion deserves to be made fun of.
4. merl says:

   April 18, 2009 at 7:22 pm

   Yeah, sean, i forgot about that. I have a cousin with 3 children born out of wedlock and maybe 2 divorces by now.
   I have no illegitamate children and the same wife I married the first time and I’m going to hell for being a “liberal” or something.
5. Anonymous37 says:

   April 18, 2009 at 8:13 pm

   “because you’re just going to go around sitting on disabled people”

   Spitting, dude.
6. doodles says:

   April 20, 2009 at 4:14 pm

   RE: I always feel uncomfortable making fun of religion

   It’s like, when you are ten-years-old and your tell the eight-year-old kid next door that Santa is just make-believe (i.e., your ‘rents bought those gifts). The neighbor kid starts crying and runs home. He tells his mother and she calls your mother. You get yelled at for being a bully; maybe get sent to your room as punishment. They might even make you apologize to the neighbor kid and tell him you’re sorry for saying there isn’t a Santa and making him cry.
7. Tompaul says:

   April 21, 2009 at 4:46 pm

   The video makes the point that Jesus did not reveal potentially life-saving medical information, while deriding the distinctions of clean and unclean foods as arbitrary. Yet studies have shown that avoiding biblically unclean foods contributes to a longer, healthier life.