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April 18th, 2009 7 Comments

I do a lot of bitching about atheism, but this video was a funny way of poking holes in the bible.

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7 Responses to “Literal Bible?”

  1. Sean D. Martin says:
    April 18, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    ” … because you’re just going to go around sitting on disabled people”

    :D LOL

  2. merl says:
    April 18, 2009 at 4:23 pm

    I always feel uncomfortable making fun of religion, people believe whatever makes them feel better.

  3. Sean D. Martin says:
    April 18, 2009 at 5:41 pm

    merl: people believe whatever makes them feel better.

    Unfortunately, what often makes people feel better is controlling other people and/or lording their moral superiority hypocrisy over other people.

    Organized religion deserves to be made fun of.

  4. merl says:
    April 18, 2009 at 7:22 pm

    Yeah, sean, i forgot about that. I have a cousin with 3 children born out of wedlock and maybe 2 divorces by now.
    I have no illegitamate children and the same wife I married the first time and I’m going to hell for being a “liberal” or something.

  5. Anonymous37 says:
    April 18, 2009 at 8:13 pm

    “because you’re just going to go around sitting on disabled people”

    Spitting, dude.

  6. doodles says:
    April 20, 2009 at 4:14 pm

    RE: I always feel uncomfortable making fun of religion

    It’s like, when you are ten-years-old and your tell the eight-year-old kid next door that Santa is just make-believe (i.e., your ‘rents bought those gifts). The neighbor kid starts crying and runs home. He tells his mother and she calls your mother. You get yelled at for being a bully; maybe get sent to your room as punishment. They might even make you apologize to the neighbor kid and tell him you’re sorry for saying there isn’t a Santa and making him cry.

  7. Tompaul says:
    April 21, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    The video makes the point that Jesus did not reveal potentially life-saving medical information, while deriding the distinctions of clean and unclean foods as arbitrary. Yet studies have shown that avoiding biblically unclean foods contributes to a longer, healthier life.