Roger Ebert On Bill O’Reilly

4:35 pm EST April 8th, 2009 | News | 8 Comments

A nice hit.

To be in an O’Reilly Hall of Fame would be a cruel blow to any newspaper. It would place us in the favor of a man who turns red and starts screaming when anyone disagrees with him. My grade-school teacher, wise Sister Nathan, would have called in your parents and recommended counseling with Father Hogben.

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8 Responses to “Roger Ebert On Bill O’Reilly”

  1. Rheinhard says:
    April 8, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    I hope Mr. Ebert is prepared for the stalking and ambush interview by Billdo homunculus Jesse Watters which must inevitably follow.

  2. SaveFarris says:
    April 8, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    Ebert misspelled Olbermann’s name.

  3. Duros62 says:
    April 8, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    Did ya hear this one?

    “Dr.” Savage calls Glenn Beck a “hemorrhoid with eyes.”

  4. Crusty Dem says:
    April 8, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    Hey Duros (Savage), hemorrhoids called, they’re angry at the association..

  5. Duros62 says:
    April 8, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    Crusty, my butt buddy

    HAW!

  6. C.S.Strowbridge says:
    April 8, 2009 at 7:35 pm

    SaveFarris: “Ebert misspelled Olbermann’s name.”

    If you think Olberman and O’Reilly are the same… well, then you must be a conservative.

  7. jr says:
    April 8, 2009 at 10:11 pm

    “you can be my Andrea Mackris”-billo to Palin

  8. SpiderJ says:
    April 9, 2009 at 12:27 am

    Roger Ebert beat the hell out of thyroid cancer, so tantrum-throwing pundits are weak opponents indeed. Bill O’Reilly is a gnat on the windshield of Ebert’s great big steamrolling brain.

    Do not get on Ebert’s bad side. You saw what happened to Siskel.