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Match Made In Heaven: Birthers Join Tea Parties

Alan Keyes, failed presidential and senatorial candidate, is going to be a featured speaker at Fox News’ “Tea Party” events.

I may go now, at the very least to get the latest literature on fluoridated water.

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12 Responses to “Match Made In Heaven: Birthers Join Tea Parties”

  1. SwampTroll says:

    what does “birthers”

    like “forced birthers”?

    pro choice vs. forced birth?

  2. SwampTroll says:

    insert: mean?

  3. Birthers are the nutters who dont think Obama was born in America.

  4. jr says:

    so much tin-foil, so little time

  5. SwampTroll says:

    oh, I heard it was immaculate conception

  6. Robert says:

    Alan Keyes!

    Somewhere, there’s a horse’s front end wandering around
    neighing ‘Where’s the re-e-e-e-st of me?’

    Seriously, though, wouldn’t he make a great running
    mate for Gov Palin? Palin/Keyes 2012! Wow, that would
    REALLY scare us libtards.

  7. Quaker in a Basement says:

    Flouride? I heard that stuff makes you turn gay.

  8. durablend says:

    Flouride? I heard that stuff makes you turn gay.

    I heard it causes abortions.

    At the least it turns you socialist!

  9. Wareq says:

    Quaker, durablend
    That’s right!! By corrupting our precious bodily fluids!!1!

  10. Duros62 says:

    oh, I heard it was immaculate conception

    That too. But that’s a whole different party.

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