Comments on: The Only Real Question For Baseball’s Opening Day

By: Randy Brown

Randy Brown — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 02:31:20 +0000

Somehow, someway, the O’s beat the Jeezuz out of Sabathia and the Skankees, 10-5.

I wonder if the Bambino has trained his fabled “curse” on the Bombers for having the gall to abandon the old Stadium? If so, hopefully he’s joined by Gehrig and the Mick…

By: rat_bastard

rat_bastard — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 02:17:19 +0000

but they have a damn nice stadium to suck in.

By: Quaker in a Basement

Quaker in a Basement — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 20:37:27 +0000

The Nats suck like an Electrolux.

By: mambochicken23

mambochicken23 — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 18:44:26 +0000

I think another real question is this: Does it matter who is worse?

I say no. Because they both suck hard.

By: jr

jr — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 18:23:36 +0000

Montreal Expos for life

By: howie

howie — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 18:16:37 +0000

It depends on the Orioles shaky pitching. They actually have a pretty good lineup and bullpen. But they have both Eaton and Hendrickson as starters. FAIL.

By: rat_bastard

rat_bastard — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 16:30:20 +0000

Since I Put rebar in nationals stadium for almost two years I’m gonna go with Orioles sucking harder.

By: Something Polish

Something Polish — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 12:59:40 +0000

Nats should indeed suck pretty bad. The good news is the they’ve upgraded the malt beverage selection out at the Red Porch:

Bottles: Budweiser, Bud Light, Miller Genuine Draft, Miller Lite, Coors Light, Bell’s Oberon American Wheat Ale, Harpoon Summer Ale.

Draft: Peroni, Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA, Bell’s Kalamazoo Stout, Stone Arrogant Bastard Ale, Southampton Triple Abby Style Ale, Harpoon UFO Hefeweizen, Williamsburg Tavern Brown Ale, Flying Dog Old Scratch Amber Lager.

Your Washington Nationals:
First in war.
First in peace.
Last in the National League.
First in brewski.