The Only Real Question For Baseball’s Opening Day

8:13 am EST April 6th, 2009 | Sports | 8 Comments

Which of our local teams will have the worst record: Baltimore Orioles or Washington Nationals?

My guess is it will be the Nationals.

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8 Responses to “The Only Real Question For Baseball’s Opening Day”

  1. Something Polish says:
    April 6, 2009 at 8:59 am

    Nats should indeed suck pretty bad. The good news is the they’ve upgraded the malt beverage selection out at the Red Porch:

    Bottles: Budweiser, Bud Light, Miller Genuine Draft, Miller Lite, Coors Light, Bell’s Oberon American Wheat Ale, Harpoon Summer Ale.

    Draft: Peroni, Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA, Bell’s Kalamazoo Stout, Stone Arrogant Bastard Ale, Southampton Triple Abby Style Ale, Harpoon UFO Hefeweizen, Williamsburg Tavern Brown Ale, Flying Dog Old Scratch Amber Lager.

    Your Washington Nationals:
    First in war.
    First in peace.
    Last in the National League.
    First in brewski.

  2. rat_bastard says:
    April 6, 2009 at 12:30 pm

    Since I Put rebar in nationals stadium for almost two years I’m gonna go with Orioles sucking harder.

  3. howie says:
    April 6, 2009 at 2:16 pm

    It depends on the Orioles shaky pitching. They actually have a pretty good lineup and bullpen. But they have both Eaton and Hendrickson as starters. FAIL.

  4. jr says:
    April 6, 2009 at 2:23 pm

    Montreal Expos for life

  5. mambochicken23 says:
    April 6, 2009 at 2:44 pm

    I think another real question is this: Does it matter who is worse?

    I say no. Because they both suck hard.

  6. Quaker in a Basement says:
    April 6, 2009 at 4:37 pm

    The Nats suck like an Electrolux.

  7. rat_bastard says:
    April 6, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    but they have a damn nice stadium to suck in.

  8. Randy Brown says:
    April 6, 2009 at 10:31 pm

    Somehow, someway, the O’s beat the Jeezuz out of Sabathia and the Skankees, 10-5.

    I wonder if the Bambino has trained his fabled “curse” on the Bombers for having the gall to abandon the old Stadium? If so, hopefully he’s joined by Gehrig and the Mick…