Which of our local teams will have the worst record: Baltimore Orioles or Washington Nationals?
My guess is it will be the Nationals.
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Nats should indeed suck pretty bad. The good news is the they’ve upgraded the malt beverage selection out at the Red Porch:
Bottles: Budweiser, Bud Light, Miller Genuine Draft, Miller Lite, Coors Light, Bell’s Oberon American Wheat Ale, Harpoon Summer Ale.
Draft: Peroni, Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA, Bell’s Kalamazoo Stout, Stone Arrogant Bastard Ale, Southampton Triple Abby Style Ale, Harpoon UFO Hefeweizen, Williamsburg Tavern Brown Ale, Flying Dog Old Scratch Amber Lager.
Your Washington Nationals:
First in war.
First in peace.
Last in the National League.
First in brewski.
Since I Put rebar in nationals stadium for almost two years I’m gonna go with Orioles sucking harder.
It depends on the Orioles shaky pitching. They actually have a pretty good lineup and bullpen. But they have both Eaton and Hendrickson as starters. FAIL.
Montreal Expos for life
I think another real question is this: Does it matter who is worse?
I say no. Because they both suck hard.
The Nats suck like an Electrolux.
but they have a damn nice stadium to suck in.
Somehow, someway, the O’s beat the Jeezuz out of Sabathia and the Skankees, 10-5.
I wonder if the Bambino has trained his fabled “curse” on the Bombers for having the gall to abandon the old Stadium? If so, hopefully he’s joined by Gehrig and the Mick…