Comments on: Bobby Jindal Would Still Like To Know Why We’re Monitoring Volcanoes

By: ed

ed — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 23:14:39 +0000

Parthenon – Ha! You libz think he’ll be running then? Don’t you realize the One will already be impeached well before then?!

Damn. If we’d only known Obama was gonna get a blowjob we would’ve gone with Hillary.

By: Parthenon

Parthenon — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 18:57:23 +0000

Rheinhard, thing about satire is, you’ve got to go a step BEYOND what they actually say.

Then again, if you did that in this instance, just as well closed-fist punch the keyboard a couple of times and hit ’submit.’

By: Rheinhard

Rheinhard — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 16:16:39 +0000

Parthenon – Ha! You libz think he’ll be running then? Don’t you realize the One will already be impeached well before then?!

By: Parthenon

Parthenon — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 15:36:18 +0000

It’s clear to me that all this mocking of Bobby Jindal only illustrates our fear – nay, terror! – that he will oppose President Obama in ‘12.

By: Duros62

Duros62 — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 15:32:46 +0000

we toss a virgin (easily identified by their Promise Rings) into Mauna Loa.

It’s okay that they’re all male, right? And covered in Cheeto dust?

By: C.S.Strowbridge

C.S.Strowbridge — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 15:22:10 +0000

Well… All the good insults are taken. Damn.

At some point the Republicans will return to a party of Reality. But at this pace, it will take at least another major drubbing at the ballot box.

By: ed

ed — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 15:11:56 +0000

Why would Jindal care about volcano monitoring. He’s in favor of quelling volcanoes with exorcists. Private exorcists, not the inherently shoddy Big Government ones.

By: jr

jr — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:26:07 +0000

“the volcano thing sounds like something France would do”-Bobby while writing his SOTU response

By: Apsaras

Apsaras — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 13:53:17 +0000

Oh, you hush, Oliver. Jindal and the GOP are getting ready to unveil a much cheaper, more “faith-based” volcano monitoring system. Basically, every month, we toss a virgin (easily identified by their Promise Rings) into Mauna Loa. This will please the goddess Pele and we, as a nation, will be spared the wrath of her torrents of liquid rock for another lunar cycle. It’s much cheaper than paying some “scientists” to monitor their godless machines.

By: SpiderJ

SpiderJ — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 13:48:20 +0000

Not that we would have been monitoring it, but a volcano off the coast of Tonga recently obliterated all of the plant and animal life on a nearby island. This was in between a moderate earthquake and a massive, 7.9 magnitude quake that also triggered tsunami warnings in the region. No matter how many borders we put on it, the Earth is one solid mass, and everything is connected. Bobby Jindal would do well to remember that.