Joe The Plumber “Horny” For MRC Conservatives

10:44 am EST March 20th, 2009 | News | 8 Comments

As if all those people assembled in one room wasn’t gross enough, one of the top Republican leaders in the country, Joe The Plumber, made things even grosser.

Joe the Plumber — real name Samuel Wurzelbacher — told a crowd of conservatives Thursday night that their love was getting him all hot and bothered.

“God, all this love and everything in the room — I’m horny,” declared Joe.

The funny part is, the right is so desperate for anything – anything resembling life on their side that they’re going to keep propping up an idiot like JTP for some time now. He was the pet rock of the McCain campaign and they’re still toting him around even after everyone else has moved on to Silly Putty.

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8 Responses to “Joe The Plumber “Horny” For MRC Conservatives”

  1. Repack Rider says:
    March 20, 2009 at 11:24 am

    This post is insulting to pet rocks.

  2. Duros62 says:
    March 20, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    And real plumbers.

  3. jr says:
    March 20, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    Dean from Supernatural was right when he said “Joe The Plumber’s a douche”

  4. Ajax says:
    March 20, 2009 at 3:32 pm

    gotta love that Joe the Plumber, he’s always good for a laugh!

  5. Repack Rider says:
    March 20, 2009 at 4:15 pm

    Here, in a nutshell, is why he’s so horny. His pickup line is: “Hey baby, can I snake your drain?”

    He figures that if he asks every woman he meets, odds are that eventually he’ll get lucky. After all, even Levi Johnson got laid.

  6. Apparently Brit Hume Is Unfamiliar With This “Brit Hume” Character | Oliver Willis says:
    March 20, 2009 at 8:08 pm

    [...] a Media Research Center event (aka the site of Joe The Plumber’s outbreak of “horny”), Brit Hume warned the assembled conservative media figures to beware of the [...]

  7. Bitter Scribe says:
    March 20, 2009 at 9:38 pm

    Why doesn’t he buy that plumbing business that was going to make him so rich he’d have to pay a huge tax bill? IIRC, that was why he buttonholed Obama on the campaign trail and got this whole shitball rolling. What happened to that plan?

  8. Jaim says:
    March 21, 2009 at 2:03 am

    Eww.