As if all those people assembled in one room wasn’t gross enough, one of the top Republican leaders in the country, Joe The Plumber, made things even grosser.
Joe the Plumber — real name Samuel Wurzelbacher — told a crowd of conservatives Thursday night that their love was getting him all hot and bothered.
“God, all this love and everything in the room — I’m horny,” declared Joe.
The funny part is, the right is so desperate for anything – anything resembling life on their side that they’re going to keep propping up an idiot like JTP for some time now. He was the pet rock of the McCain campaign and they’re still toting him around even after everyone else has moved on to Silly Putty.
This post is insulting to pet rocks.
And real plumbers.
Dean from Supernatural was right when he said “Joe The Plumber’s a douche”
gotta love that Joe the Plumber, he’s always good for a laugh!
Here, in a nutshell, is why he’s so horny. His pickup line is: “Hey baby, can I snake your drain?”
He figures that if he asks every woman he meets, odds are that eventually he’ll get lucky. After all, even Levi Johnson got laid.
[...] a Media Research Center event (aka the site of Joe The Plumber’s outbreak of “horny”), Brit Hume warned the assembled conservative media figures to beware of the [...]
Why doesn’t he buy that plumbing business that was going to make him so rich he’d have to pay a huge tax bill? IIRC, that was why he buttonholed Obama on the campaign trail and got this whole shitball rolling. What happened to that plan?
Eww.