J.G.Thayer: “Explains why you have time to post all those comments, and have such contempt for those of us with jobs who do productive stuff 40+ hours a week.”

Me: “… It is my fucking job, moron.”

Michael Over Here: “I win!”

SFC B says: “Gratz!”

So I guess you are the tree on the left and J.G.Thayer is the tree on the right. Or is it the other way around?

Seriously. You are making fun of someone for winning, so what does that make you two losers?

I win!

Gratz!

I win!

J.G.Thayer: “Explains why you have time to post all those comments, and have such contempt for those of us with jobs who do productive stuff 40+ hours a week.”

… It is my fucking job, moron. I’m a box office analyst / movie critic. I have mentioned that in the past.

But thanks for the comment. I always appreciate the laugh.

On a serious note… I’m working right now. I’m doing weekend box office predictions. Or I would be if RTs wasn’t acting up.

I telecommute to work. I have flex time. My morning commute is from my bed to to the bathroom and back to my computer desk. I don’t even have to get dressed in the morning. (In fact, I’m not wearing pants as I type this!)

MY JOB FUCKING ROCKS!

An ex-military guy

Ex?

lots of group showers I imagine

It’s been about a decade since I stayed in barracks with shared showers. Every place I’ve been to since has at least had shower stalls if not private baths. I had more group showers in college than in the military. Make of that what you will.

Spend much time in the Minneapolis airport?

Been there once on a trip to Ft. McCoy. Nice bathrooms, although the creepy old guy in there tapping his foot was kind of annoying. Figured it was an upper-midwesterner thing.

Does your dad know he raised such a whiny punk?

Again, seriously? You continually just throw out personal shit like this because? You’re a troll.

Spend much time in the Minneapolis airport?

For someone so very not homophobic…

But I don’t fear Teh Gayness anymore! Didn’t you see my moment of clarity above where I learned the real reason for my lashing out? I’ve got Harajuku Girl blaring on the speakers right now!

…you sure do bully people with the word “cockfag” a lot.

Personally, I think that “cockfag” has as much to do with someone being gay as calling someone a “m-fer” has to do with them actually having sex with someone who has given birth (for the record, I am also a m-fer, although not for a while). I’d imagine that someone who watches movies as often as CSS does would know that I’m stealing the word from “Team America”, and its source had nothing to do with the sexual orientation of the person who it was being used in reference to. Even though I am now a homophile (Thanks to you Muffin), I will still use “cockfag”.

You’re a bully as you continue to demonstrate and I feel sorry for the people that have to deal with you in person on a daily basis.

Awww… c’mon… you can do better than that! I believe in you! You’re special!

Does your dad know he raised such a whiny punk?

http://detailedrecruiter.blogspot.com/2008/08/well-that-wasnt-expected.html
http://www.oliverwillis.com/2009/03/03/barack-obama-main-street-president/#comment-139927

Your unfunny tirade there doesn’t point to you being a homophobe either… hm…

You’re a bully as you continue to demonstrate and I feel sorry for the people that have to deal with you in person on a daily basis.

If you’ve ever been pulled over simply for being black, you’d know that this type of stuff has a sinister legacy.

It doesn’t have a sinister legacy. It has a sinister right now. Tenaha, TX is simply the most recent to be caught with such a blatant case. Seattle police used Washington’s seizure law to steal and harasses law-abiding citizens. Same in Oregon. In another thread I mentioned the Massachusetts State Police’s history of race-based stops and citiations. It’s going on right now, and it’s not limited to Bubbaland.

Personally though, when law enforcement officers are stealing from innocent people with the permission of the courts I don’t care if the people being stolen from are black, yellow, brown, white, red, olive. I don’t care if they’re men, women, or hermaphrodites. I don’t care if they like sex with women, men, neither, both, or small woodland critters. This is criminal, the individuals involved in this conspiracy to rob people of their property and deny them their civil rights should be facing time in Federal Pound-You-in-the-Ass Prison. Of course, that’s just my opinion.

These stupid cockfags were able to do all this though because we the people have given government the permission to take property from innocent people. And we allow this so that grown men and women do not put certain substances into their bodies in the privacy of their own home. 3/4ths of DC would have had their hair spontaneously combust if prosecuting the War on Terror involved some of the civil rights abuses we’ve happily allowed for decades in the name of the War on Drugs. I’m curious though, would some of the commenters here be as outraged about this abuse if cops had the commonsense to pull this crap on more white people? Jaim, Ed, Parthanon, are y’all pissed that these cops were stealing from innocent people, or that they were stealing from innocent black people without stealing from enough innocent white people. Cause Lord knows the crux of most of the outrage here seems to be at the racial component, not the massive abuse of power component. Just my opinion though.

Maybe if you weren’t cooking meth, it wouldn’t be a problem for ya.

Oh my God! I know! When I’m not able to stock up through straw-buyers I need to drive to like 17 different stores to get enough to cook meth in my house. The gas money is cutting into my profits. Although, really, I’m glad that the state is simply tracking the buying habits of innocent allergy sufferers and not doing anything which would actually prevent me from being able to meth in my kitchen. /sarcasm

SFC B is nothing more than a run-of-the-mill homophobe.

Welcome back Muffin. Did your mom give you a hug and tell you how special you are? If you’re going to try and insult me, please, try something better than “run-of-the-mill”. While I’m not a homophobe I do appreciate you basing that on something I actually wrote, and not making up something like CSS when he called me a racist. For the record though, my only phobia is ophidiophobia.

Of course, now that I think about it… snakes are long and round… kinda like a penis. And I’m afraid of snakes… maybe I’m really afraid of snakes because I’m afraid of penises. And maybe I’m afraid of penises because I’m really afraid of Teh Gayness. Maybe I’m really afraid of Teh Gayness because I secretly love Teh Gayness but my Texas-upbringing taught me to hate Teh Gayness! Oh my! You were right Muffin! I am a homophobe! But thanks to you forcing me to confront it I’m not afraid of Teh Gayness anymore! This is so freeing! I can now listen to Gwen Stefani on my iPod without renaming the titles to Slipknot songs! JOY!

J.

Why stop at Tenaha? The whole damn state is infested with nasty critters. Without TX, the IQ average of the country rises.

But first, I’d introduce a certain former TX governer to a face-hugger…

Superb quote, from a superb movie.

(That’s another pop-culture reference, for those who don’t watch 2 to 3 movies a day like I do.)

Explains why you have time to post all those comments, and have such contempt for those of us with jobs who do productive stuff 40+ hours a week.

J.