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Finally Tonight… Jesus

March 10th, 2009 13 Comments

Lord, local news sucks.

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13 Responses to “Finally Tonight… Jesus”

  1. mambochicken23 says:
    March 10, 2009 at 9:32 pm

    wow. Seriously?

  2. Mylegacy says:
    March 10, 2009 at 10:19 pm

    I can only think of one thing to say; Jesus Christ!

  3. J. Quintana says:
    March 10, 2009 at 10:32 pm

    You said it, man. Nobody fucks with The Jesus.

  4. alex says:
    March 10, 2009 at 11:38 pm

    A holy image or a bucket of filth!

  5. C.S.Strowbridge says:
    March 10, 2009 at 11:43 pm

    One word: pareidolia.

  6. Danko Ramone says:
    March 10, 2009 at 11:56 pm

    It’s even more entertaining when one considers the Gospel Giutar Course in the sponsored ad below the video player.

  7. Mainstream News Sucks: “Finally Tonight, Jesus” | Ian Aleksander Adams says:
    March 11, 2009 at 12:16 am

    [...] via Oliver Willis [...]

  8. Athenae says:
    March 11, 2009 at 12:30 am

    Local TV news really does hum balls in a remarkably uniform way across the board no matter where you are.

    Finally tonight … Jesus.

    A.

  9. Media Whore says:
    March 11, 2009 at 7:49 am

    I see a swarthy Middle-Eastern religious radical in a stain on my mattress.

    Who do I call to get religious pilgrims to come into my bedroom and leave money?

  10. Mister Steve says:
    March 11, 2009 at 9:22 am

    Christ on a popsicle stick!

  11. Duros62 says:
    March 11, 2009 at 11:49 am

    Oh, there he is.

  12. Max Udargo says:
    March 11, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    Is it a snack, or a HOLLY symbol?

    Some of these guys can’t even do dumb right.

  13. Duros62 says:
    March 11, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    And finally tonight, Jesus on a dog’s butt.

    That is all.