Breaking News
Oprah Quitting TV Show In 2011

If It’s Monday…

It must mean Bill O’Reilly has another nutty chart with Media Matters at the center of the vast left wing conspiracy!

He doesn’t know a thing about the ritual sacrifice or the Nazi gold, however. Oh, wait…

Both comments and pings are currently closed.

18 Responses to “If It’s Monday…”

  1. Michael Lemen says:

    J hope I have the right place now………To COMPLAIN about the so called history channel ……….IT SUCKS IT seems IMPOSSIBLE to get through to anyone or even anything involved with the JOKE that used to be my favorite channel I pay MONEY for these programs I don’t or rather I don’t want to pay for this CRAP……AX Men…Ice Road Truckers….UFO Hunters I could get a couple of friends together and do a more professional job. HEY history channel try looking up”history” in the dictionary and starting all over and bring back THE HISTORY CHANNEL…

  2. Felix Helix says:

    The key to the success of the far-left smear machine?

    The fact that it operates on a baily basis.

  3. Jesse Ewiak says:

    Where’s my check from George Soros, dammit! If every member of the right on wingnut welfare can get checks from Coors and Scaife, Soros can send out some checks of his own.

  4. M. Nixon says:

    The key to the success of the far-left smear machine?
    The fact that it operates on a baily basis.

    Um, care to explain what the hell that means?

  5. Parthenon says:

    OW, what’s the chances we can get your mug on one of those charts? ‘MediaMatters tech guy Oliver Willis is responsible for distributing internet MM content to scads of ignorant and unsuspecting Americans…’

  6. Rheinhard says:

    Sei ruhig!! Das war ein Soros-Befehl, um Nichtmitglieder der Linksverschwörung das NS-Gold zu verschweigen!

  7. Rheinhard says:

    But what’s extra double-plus-funny about this is that Olbermann showed Fox quoting supposed commenters from their website comparing Obama to Hitler and such! So apparently quoting large left blogs is bad, but quoting anonymous wackos from your own website is OK?!

  8. Jaim says:

    How does Bill find time for this stuff with all the groping of interns, phone sex, and self-butt-plugging he enjoys?

  9. daniel rotter says:

    Why does O’Lielly still have a job? He publicly invited Al Qaeda to attack an American city. He said that it looks like a child kidnap victim “enjoyed his captivity.”

  10. ed says:

    He publicly invited Al Qaeda to attack an American city. He said that it looks like a child kidnap victim “enjoyed his captivity.”

    Yeah, but Michael Moore said in a movie that Prince Bandar was close to the Bush family but didn’t also disclose that Bandar had also spoken to President Clinton. See? Exactly the same.

  11. Felix Helix says:

    Um, care to explain what the hell that means?

    Watch the clip. At 00:18, Bill flubs the word and then licks his lips. It’s oddly arousing. Makes me think of falafels.

  12. OW, what’s the chances we can get your mug on one of those charts?

    That would probably be the day I quit the blog. Out on the top and all that…

  13. Paul_D says:

    Hey, I’ve called Bill O’Reilly a sexual deviant on this blog. Now where’s my dividend check and iced tea, motherfucker??!!

  14. ed says:

    Watch the clip. At 00:18, Bill flubs the word and then licks his lips. It’s oddly arousing. Makes me think of falafels.

    Well oddly something, and high comedy (it’s with 00:18 to go in the clip). I didn’t bother watching before, thanks for the funny. Bill-O is the gift that keeps on giving.

  15. Boronx says:

    Finally, a chart that explains it all. I finally understand now how the Iraq war and the economy could get so messed up and I’ll be voting Republican from this day forward.

  16. Duros62 says:

    but Michael Moore said in a movie that Prince Bandar was close to the Bush family but didn’t also disclose that Bandar had also spoken to President Clinton. See? Exactly the same.

    Well, I don’t remember seeing Clinton and Bandar taking romantic walks through the Rose Garden, hand-in-hand,

  17. Grandjester says:

    Michael Lemen,

    Hey, I feel ya but it’s endemic. Hell I love the Swayze as much as the next guy but don’t tell me ‘Roadhouse’ is an “American Movie Classic”. Knowhutimean?

  18. Duros62 says:

    And what the hell happened to Bravo?