Superhero Power Rankings By ESPN

9:01 pm EST March 5th, 2009 | Comic Books | 4 Comments

If you don’t know who’s on top, you haven’t read me long enough.

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4 Responses to “Superhero Power Rankings By ESPN”

  1. Svlad Jelly says:
    March 5, 2009 at 11:30 pm

    Ahem:

    Anyway, that list is obviously retarded if it has Spider-man and Wolverine in the top five.

  2. Oliver Willis says:
    March 6, 2009 at 12:04 am

    Yeah and he had to cheat and use the green stuff to win. Mano a mano? 4 minutes at best before Supes frys him.

  3. ygduf says:
    March 6, 2009 at 11:32 am

    Snubs:

    The Human Torch – the “en fuego” highlights write themselves
    The Flash – killer crossover and could presumably dunk from half-court
    Night Crawler – he could block every shot and convert every block into easy fast-break points. 7sol? Try 1sol…

  4. Sean D. Martin says:
    March 6, 2009 at 11:53 am

    OW: Yeah and he had to cheat and use the green stuff to win.

    That’s cheating? Batman’s particular ability is in large part his brain. He had to synthesize the stuff and come up with a plan that let him get it close enough to Superman to be effective. If you’re saying Bats can’t use what abilities he has (cunning, strategy) then Supes shouldn’t be able to use what he has either (muscle).