About WHAT? He whines for three hours a day every damn day. This is the most industrial whiner on the planet. Nobody gets paid more to whine than Rush Limbaugh, and nobody enjoys doing it more.

Which of his opposing attitudes about drug users (before and after the bust) do you subscribe to? Do you think that anyone who wasn’t a rich celebrity would have skated away from that charge, which included money laundering? He actually was found guilty, and his sentence was whatever is less severe than noogies, I think it was a stern look from a magistrate and a promise not to pull wings off of flies.

Then of course there was the time he was caught smuggling boner pills into and out of the Dominican Republic, even though he left his girlfriend at home. He didn’t even take his golf clubs on a quickie vacation to the sex-tourist capital of the Third World.

Wait. Women can’t stand him, so there is no “girlfriend.” Where do you suppose he was putting the results of his “hard” drugs?

Well, according to Ann Coulter, anyway.

“And so if people are violating the law by doing drugs, they ought to be accused and they ought to be convicted and they ought to be sent up.”
-Big Pharma, 1995.

Yes. But he is still a hypocrite.

“Oh, that’s right, conservatives can’t be victims.”

Which strawman’s ass did you pull that out of?

On the other hand, I have heard conservatives say you should regulate the pharmaceutical industry as much.

Oh, that’s right, conservatives can’t be victims. Besides, Limbaugh took his lumps and didn’t whine. Unlike, say, Congressman Patrick Kennedy (D-RI) (and we only wish he was “dry”). Or countless other prominent Democrats whose battles with substance abuse have been lauded as “courageous” and “inspiring.”

J.

Looks like it’s not just nicotine that Obama is addicted to.

Obama can’t break the teleprompter habit, either.

Obama’s reliance on the teleprompter is unusual – not only because he is famous for his oratory, but because no other president has used one so consistently and at so many events large and small.

After the teleprompter malfunctioned a few times last summer and Obama delivered some less-than-soaring speeches, reports surfaced that he was training to wean himself off of the device while on vacation in Hawaii. But no luck.

GodDamn those Japanese Democrats straight to hell!

Farris? Farris?

Wow. That’s the funniest thing I’ve read all week.

Who the hell is he talking about?