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Cowboys Release Terrell Owens, DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT DAN SNYDER

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The Dallas Cowboys released Terrell Owens on Wednesday night, several outlets reported.

The Dallas Morning News, ESPN and Fox all reported the news, citing unnamed team sources. The move rids the Cowboys of a big locker-room distraction but also leaves them to absorb a big hit on their salary cap.

Perhaps he could hook up with Jeff George for the NFL All-Cancer All-Stars. And I reiterate: DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT DAN SNYDER.

UPDATE: Apparently Snyder is not going in the T.O. direction. Thank you God.

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10 Responses to “Cowboys Release Terrell Owens, DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT DAN SNYDER”

  1. Jaim says:

    I almost feel bad for TO.

    I’m betting he winds up with the Raiders. They’ll take anybody.

  2. Jesse Ewiak says:

    One of two things will happen.

    1. He signs for random bad team, they stay bad.
    2. Signs a Moss-like contract with the Patriots, they go 15-1 and win the Super Bowl and Oliver goes nuts again over it.

  3. Dr. Monkey says:

    I wish you hadn’t said anything. Now Snyder pick him up just to piss you and me off.

  4. jr says:

    “this is going to rule”-Dan Snyder

  5. Joaquin says:

    Jaim – Why would the Raiders take TO?
    They have a coach, that although is a bit ‘green’ has the support of the team and is moving them in the right direction.
    QB Russel is maturing and is entering a critical season.
    The Raiders are a RUNNING team.
    The Raiders WR corp isn’t bad. They’re young, but showed great upside last year.
    There are a number of veteran WR out there that don’t have the baggage that can come in and be a #2 WR from day one.
    It’s a fact that the Raiders have overpaid FA veterans and Al Davis has recently stated that he’s made mistakes and has learned from it.
    Someone will get T O…………………..CHEAP!

  6. Phil Barron says:

    T.O. unemployed. This is the best birthday present ever.

  7. Jaim says:

    “The Raiders are a RUNNING team.”

    The Raiders are a suck-tastic team.

  8. SFC B says:

    Are you RaiderJoe from Football Outsiders Joaquin? If so, your spelling has improved.

  9. joaquin says:

    SFC B – No, I’m just a BIG NFL fan.

  10. Parthenon says:

    Could have been the best ever, if he hadn’t been insane.