“When I come to work each day, whether as a commentator for TheStreet.com or a host of Mad Money With Jim Cramer, I have only one thought in mind: helping people with their money.”

And he does a piss poor job at it. He’s success rate is worse than random chance.

I’m not surprised Dennis ‘I can’t count past two!’ would support him, but those with functioning braincells are less likely to pay attention to his comments.

Cramer: My Response to the White House

Good call the very first day with the Playboy article, Jay Tea. Remember this one from last summer?
‘You fail’

Turns out there were many similarities between this story and the Axelrod story. Only Rusty Shackleford and Ace were honest about it.

What’s the latest on that Santelli epic conspiracy you were touting, anyway?

J.

Haw! Well here’s a TFJ to go with your FTW.

I doubt that very much.

Willie, no matter how much you want it to be true, Barney Frank did not cause the economic collapse. Is there evidence that he fucked up? Yes, and I don’t see anyone on here defending him. However, does the bulk of evidence demonstrate that Republican policies over the last 8 years is a root cause of our economic misery right now? Yes, and there’s no getting around it. You need to open your fucking eyes, shut your fucking mouth, and learn something. God DAMN it.

Color me surprised.

Now I’m not sure about Barnet Frank, but Barney surely is…not that there’s anything wrong with it. However, I do think there’s a case to made that Mr. Frank had a way too close relationship with an executive at a firm he was supposed to be overseeing at a time when there were alarm bells going off all-over that Fannie & Freddie needed more oversight, not less, as Frank suggested at the time.

My first FTW! I’ve hit level 2 commenter! Watch your backs, Duros and CSS. The student is becoming the master.

Man, whose the sensitive one here?

When you’re too lazy to read, call people names.

Dolt.

Frank was too busy doing a Lewinski on Herb Moses, a Fannie executive, to be bothered with his oversight duties.

Parthenon FTW!

At least Howard Beale made a compelling argument.

Here’s the thing. You guys have controlled almost everything for the last eight years. You’ve dictated policy. And the country’s economy is now in the shitter, after these past eight years. While this is correlational in nature, and doesn’t prove causation, it should at least be enough of a shock to your system that you can entertain the thought, “Fuck… could I be wrong?”

But no, that’s asking you to be a reasonable human being. Instead, you come into the intertubes and spout off about how Obama is going to ruin the country with his economic policy positions. That he’s a socialist. How the stimulus package is going to make everything worse! How the country is going to collapse in on itself like a dying star.

Remind me, WHO are the ones that are causing and spreading panic, again?

The economic crisis was in full swing before Obama was even elected, much less before he took the oath of office. He and his advisors are much, much smarter than any of you. He has had less than 2 months to enact his agenda and begin work on fixing our country’s problems. Unless you truly believe that he WANTS to send this country into the great abyss, you must believe that he is pushing policy that he believes will help.

So I ask you, once more, could you please just consider the possibility that you’re wrong?