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“What Is 11, Alex”

March 2nd, 2009 11 Comments

The answer, Jeopardy style: This is the amount of people who showed up at Borders on L Street for a book signing by that idiot Joe The Plumber.

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11 Responses to ““What Is 11, Alex””

  1. Sean D. Martin says:
    March 2, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    So? It’s not like the low turnout will convince anyone on the right that J”TP” isn’t an inspiring standard bearer for their cause. That would require dealing with reality.

  2. Grumpymann says:
    March 2, 2009 at 12:33 pm

    I wonder where the “”Big Business” concerns are to buy up this (and others) in bulk these days?

    I am overjoyed by the death of “RightWingWelfare”.

    I wonder how long it will be till cons jump to the defense of “Joe” as an intellectual of their “Movement”?

  3. Zython says:
    March 2, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    And 6 of them got him confused with Larry the Cable Guy.

  4. Broadway Carl says:
    March 2, 2009 at 2:30 pm

    “What is five, Alex?”

    The amount of books Joe the Plumber sold.

  5. Wek says:
    March 2, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    Just thought of what it’d be like of J.T.P. was actually on Jeopardy- “Uhh, Uhhh (eyes wildly looking from side to side)…Alex, my button don’t work”.

  6. Duros62 says:
    March 2, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    Just thought of what it’d be like of J.T.P. was actually on Jeopardy-

    Like any one of these.

  7. Quaker in a Basement says:
    March 2, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    Careful there, OW. People might figure out that we’re all actually scared of JtP.

  8. Parthenon says:
    March 2, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    I’m a little concerned about the mental health of even these 11. “He had me at ‘assassinating war protesters.’”

  9. From Pine View Farm » His 15 Minutes of Fame Are So Over says:
    March 2, 2009 at 5:34 pm

    [...] Oliver Willis. [...]

  10. Jaim says:
    March 3, 2009 at 12:00 am

    Ooh, ooh, let me do my Dennis impersonation:

    “You guys are just so scared of Joe Not-a-Plumber that you keep talking about him and making fun of him because you know him and Sarah Palin are going to mate and make Reaganesque conserva-babies and they’ll rule our country suck it libruls!!!”

  11. C.S.Strowbridge says:
    March 3, 2009 at 2:20 am

    I want to hear J.G.Thayer use this as proof that we are scared of Joe the Plumber.

    Come on, Mr.Thayer!