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Global New Deal? Demand For Tinfoil Hats To Reach All-Time High

The conservative base of the GOP and the 9-11 truthers like Alex Jones will have a field day with this.

British Prime Minister Gordon Brown hopes to forge a ‘global new deal’ with President Obama to rescue the world’s economy when he makes his first visit to the White House since Obama’s inauguration.

The Times of London reports Brown, who arrives Tuesday, will reportedly introduce a plan requiring massive spending on a worldwide scale.

As someone regularly amused by conspiracy theories, I’m looking forward to new heights of nuttiness. Black helicopters, now boarding…

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8 Responses to “Global New Deal? Demand For Tinfoil Hats To Reach All-Time High”

  1. Parthenon says:

    At least they can finally put the NAFTA superhighway to bed. Whoever owns the copyright on that puppy just bought his tenth yacht.

  2. calling all toasters says:

    This whole thing has been in the works since Vince Foster went underground by faking his own death.

  3. jr says:

    “only gold coins and water filters will save you from this commie takeover!”-Alex Jones

  4. Tyro says:

    This quote from Grover was awesome: “There’s a reason why scientists and inventors are known as crazy people: Because most of them are… most of the time they’re lunatics. ”

    Sounds like someone failed freshman bio. Why’d he have to decide to spend his life taking out his pathology on everyone else?

  5. canadian bacon says:

    Finally … a world government. We waited a long time, at least since the Long March.

  6. SFC B says:

    Posting this the day after you posted your own little endorsement of a conspiracy theory involving CNBC and every single person involved in a tea party protest doesn’t seem a bit ironic?

  7. Jaim says:

    The Santelli/CNBC isn’t a conspiracy. It’s clear his little act was staged but framed as a “spontaneous” event.

    Oh you cons and your love of false equivalence.

    “Ann Coulter thinks muslims should be forcibly converted to Christianity.”

    “Michael Moore is fat!”

    Sorry SFC B, but 2006 and 2008 called and wanted to let you know that the reality-based community is back in charge for good.

  8. LB says:

    Interestingly, there was a diary on DKos calling this ‘new new deal’ a conspiracy and asking people to fight it. So nuttiness in not limited to the Right.