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The Future Of Conservatism

We are going to have a lot of Democratic presidents.

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20 Responses to “The Future Of Conservatism”

  1. Duros62 says:

    He’s already smarter than most of FOX’s on-air talent.

    Scratch that. All of fox’s on-air talent.

  2. dunesen says:

    It took me a couple minutes to realize this is not a joke.

    So who grows up and discovers the world around them first, the kid or the party?

  3. I don’t know – most of fox’s talent knows the difference between “There” and “their” and “you’re” and “Your”

    http://www.defineconservatism.com/index.php/authorsblog

    “Government will tell you what you can and cannot get at the doctor’s office. Obama, Dodd, Kennedy, Pelosi, Reid, and Biden, just a few of the people who will be out their telling you what you’re healthcare benefits will be.”

    Course, doubt that will be up unchanged for long.

  4. jr says:

    Cons have been skimping in the scouting department

  5. AM says:

    I’m not going to bother watching this, but from what I can see from the still pic that kid looks like a young Patton Oswalt.

  6. ~Foo Fighter~ says:

    I don’t get the “conservative” healthcare argument that IAN linked to.

    Someone ALREADY tells me what my healthcare will be…my employer…I have no choice. And if I have a beef with the provider, guess what? I’m not the policy holder the company holds the policy so I have no legal standing if any serious conflict arises.

    ~Foo Fighter~

  7. Frank DiSalle says:

    Let’s see: Tax the rich til they either stop producing, or find another country. Create a huge dependent underclass. Step off the world stage, just to be politically correct, and lose all world wide influence.

    Now, where have I heard that before?

    Oh, yeah, that’s right!

  8. White Whale says:

    They are for the people’s rights unless it goes against *thier* “principles”. Sheesh. Most kids lack the insight of self-reflection and fail to see the hypocracy in this statement. This boy is no different. I will say I am happy to see our youth engaged and he still is more informed than most Fox news anchors.

  9. Parthenon says:

    That bit about not being about the party made me spit up a little coffee.

    Good for junior though. As has been mentioned, already twice as intellectual as anybody on Fox.

  10. Jack J. says:

    This kid is just the political version of the child preachers we used to see at holy roller tent revivals.

    He’s nothing more than a trained poodle.

    The rethugs do love their sideshows.

  11. Michael Over Here says:

    Jack J. has hit the nail on the head.

  12. Dham says:

    “Conservatism is about protecting the constitution.”

    Talk about misguided.

  13. C.S.Strowbridge says:

    Frank DiSalle says: “Let’s see: Tax the rich til they either stop producing, or find another country.”

    If you think that’s going to happen, then you are a fucking idiot.

  14. Joe Bacon says:

    I want to know who created this Marjoe clone!

  15. screenshot says:

    i probably shouldn’t make fun of a child

  16. Chris Russell says:

    Personally, I feel bad for the kid. Seems to me like one of his parents realized he was bright and decided to be more creative than putting him on game shows. From the HuffPo interview, smart money’s on Mom.

    For his sake, I hope I’m wrong. I have to wonder if he would rather be playing music or something, though.

  17. Jaim says:

    During WWII the top tax bracket was 90%. Now, fighting two different wars, it’s in the low 30’s. Dear lordie, Obama wants to repeal tax rates to the Clinton-era levels of the mid 30’s.

    Somehow I have a feeling that rich people will continue to be rich.

  18. Scott Ricketts says:

    This is totally a clone of Marjoe. Mark my words, this kid will be on a drug and whore bender by the time he’s 19.

  19. dr4lom says:

    How cute he’s wearing a little republican suit. Oh sorry, that’s just the shell. It’s misguided principals that are the filling.

  20. Frank DiSalle says:

    If you think that’s going to happen, then you are a fucking idiot.
    If you think it can’t happen, or that it has not happened already, then it is you who are an idiot.