The Future Of Conservatism

10:05 pm EST February 27th, 2009 | News | 20 Comments

We are going to have a lot of Democratic presidents.

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20 Responses to “The Future Of Conservatism”

  1. Duros62 says:
    February 27, 2009 at 11:03 pm

    He’s already smarter than most of FOX’s on-air talent.

    Scratch that. All of fox’s on-air talent.

  2. dunesen says:
    February 27, 2009 at 11:45 pm

    It took me a couple minutes to realize this is not a joke.

    So who grows up and discovers the world around them first, the kid or the party?

  3. Ian Aleksander Adams says:
    February 28, 2009 at 12:41 am

    I don’t know – most of fox’s talent knows the difference between “There” and “their” and “you’re” and “Your”

    http://www.defineconservatism.com/index.php/authorsblog

    “Government will tell you what you can and cannot get at the doctor’s office. Obama, Dodd, Kennedy, Pelosi, Reid, and Biden, just a few of the people who will be out their telling you what you’re healthcare benefits will be.”

    Course, doubt that will be up unchanged for long.

  4. jr says:
    February 28, 2009 at 7:17 am

    Cons have been skimping in the scouting department

  5. AM says:
    February 28, 2009 at 9:00 am

    I’m not going to bother watching this, but from what I can see from the still pic that kid looks like a young Patton Oswalt.

  6. ~Foo Fighter~ says:
    February 28, 2009 at 9:58 am

    I don’t get the “conservative” healthcare argument that IAN linked to.

    Someone ALREADY tells me what my healthcare will be…my employer…I have no choice. And if I have a beef with the provider, guess what? I’m not the policy holder the company holds the policy so I have no legal standing if any serious conflict arises.

    ~Foo Fighter~

  7. Frank DiSalle says:
    February 28, 2009 at 11:55 am

    Let’s see: Tax the rich til they either stop producing, or find another country. Create a huge dependent underclass. Step off the world stage, just to be politically correct, and lose all world wide influence.

    Now, where have I heard that before?

    Oh, yeah, that’s right!

  8. White Whale says:
    February 28, 2009 at 11:58 am

    They are for the people’s rights unless it goes against *thier* “principles”. Sheesh. Most kids lack the insight of self-reflection and fail to see the hypocracy in this statement. This boy is no different. I will say I am happy to see our youth engaged and he still is more informed than most Fox news anchors.

  9. Parthenon says:
    February 28, 2009 at 12:16 pm

    That bit about not being about the party made me spit up a little coffee.

    Good for junior though. As has been mentioned, already twice as intellectual as anybody on Fox.

  10. Jack J. says:
    February 28, 2009 at 12:37 pm

    This kid is just the political version of the child preachers we used to see at holy roller tent revivals.

    He’s nothing more than a trained poodle.

    The rethugs do love their sideshows.

  11. Michael Over Here says:
    February 28, 2009 at 2:28 pm

    Jack J. has hit the nail on the head.

  12. Dham says:
    February 28, 2009 at 4:28 pm

    “Conservatism is about protecting the constitution.”

    Talk about misguided.

  13. C.S.Strowbridge says:
    February 28, 2009 at 7:30 pm

    Frank DiSalle says: “Let’s see: Tax the rich til they either stop producing, or find another country.”

    If you think that’s going to happen, then you are a fucking idiot.

  14. Joe Bacon says:
    February 28, 2009 at 7:36 pm

    I want to know who created this Marjoe clone!

  15. screenshot says:
    March 1, 2009 at 12:04 am

    i probably shouldn’t make fun of a child

  16. Chris Russell says:
    March 1, 2009 at 12:09 am

    Personally, I feel bad for the kid. Seems to me like one of his parents realized he was bright and decided to be more creative than putting him on game shows. From the HuffPo interview, smart money’s on Mom.

    For his sake, I hope I’m wrong. I have to wonder if he would rather be playing music or something, though.

  17. Jaim says:
    March 1, 2009 at 2:23 am

    During WWII the top tax bracket was 90%. Now, fighting two different wars, it’s in the low 30′s. Dear lordie, Obama wants to repeal tax rates to the Clinton-era levels of the mid 30′s.

    Somehow I have a feeling that rich people will continue to be rich.

  18. Scott Ricketts says:
    March 2, 2009 at 8:01 am

    This is totally a clone of Marjoe. Mark my words, this kid will be on a drug and whore bender by the time he’s 19.

  19. dr4lom says:
    March 2, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    How cute he’s wearing a little republican suit. Oh sorry, that’s just the shell. It’s misguided principals that are the filling.

  20. Frank DiSalle says:
    March 2, 2009 at 6:15 pm

    If you think that’s going to happen, then you are a fucking idiot.
    If you think it can’t happen, or that it has not happened already, then it is you who are an idiot.