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Religion Is Weird

As I write this, millions of people around the world have a charcoal cross scratched across their foreheads, and everybody who doesn’t have one on will walk past these people and act as if everything is normal.

Religion, you are weird.

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15 Responses to “Religion Is Weird”

  1. lou baye says:

    Being from OK, I’d never seen this before. Now I go to school in St. Louis and was seriously confused until the guy I sit next to looked up Ash Wednesday on Wikipedia. I got used to it, but walking by the neighborhood Catholic school on my way home when school had just ended and seeing a group of kids and their parents with ash smeared on their heads was still weird.

  2. Duros62 says:

    “Hey buddy, you got a little schmootz right there.”

  3. ed says:

    Weirder than Bunnypants saying that God told him to invade Iraq?

  4. Wareq says:

    Or, if you live around a large Indian community, you can see the Hindu analogue almost every week.

  5. roo roo says:

    Saw one on pundit TV today. Very freaking weird. I got it. You’re devout. Show-offs.

  6. Andrew says:

    Yes we are! Participated in an Ash Wednesday service myself last night.

    For we are dust, and to dust we shall return.

  7. Parthenon says:

    I’m not all that religious, but secular cosmology’s pretty weird too. Supposedly, according to closed-universe geometry, if you go far enough in one direction, you’ll end up back where you started. You tell me there’s nothing religious about believing we live in a pacman universe.

  8. Jack J. says:

    alas, being human definitely has it’s downside.

  9. Southern Quaker says:

    Rituals create community. It’s a form of comfort.

  10. Duros62 says:

    Rituals create community. It’s a form of comfort.

    Yeah, I guess. So is hot chocolate and chicken soup.

  11. Andrew says:

    A shout-out to the ugly side of things:

    SCENE: Late Middle Ages

    Two men are talking in front of a stake prepared for execution.

    FIRST MAN: What is going on? Who is being executed.

    SECOND MAN: I myself saw to the condemnation of the witch! She heard supernatural voices and did what they told her to do.

    FIRST MAN: So why are you burning her at the stake.

    SECOND MAN: God told me to.

  12. noodles says:

    I think special clothing or garments are weirder. An invisible supernatural consciousness told me to wear goofy underwear (mormon), or wear a funny turban (sikh), or wear a headscarf (islam), or wear a wig if you are married (jewish).

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  14. B.BarNavi says:

    So glad putting a black cross on my forehead is not in my religion. Instead, I get to spend one week not eating any bread, cookies, or drinking any grain alcohol. Go figure.