Obama’s Elf

11:31 pm EST February 16th, 2009 | News | 10 Comments

Well, that’s just silly.

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10 Responses to “Obama’s Elf”

  1. C.S.Strowbridge says:
    February 17, 2009 at 2:49 am

    Someone is clearly on too much prescription medicine.

  2. SpiderJ says:
    February 17, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    I know he’s been having trouble getting Commerce and Health secretaries, but now he can’t even retain a shoulder elf?

  3. Pryme says:
    February 17, 2009 at 3:26 pm

    Obviously, this is an impeachable offense. Elves are a violation of the U.S. Constitution, afterall.

  4. bryan says:
    February 17, 2009 at 5:43 pm

    I thought Obama wanted to improve elf care? And gnome security?

  5. Jay Tea says:
    February 17, 2009 at 6:03 pm

    Cute. But Mary Katharine Ham’s version was infinitely cuter:

    /www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BtJG0BonMQ

    (Let’ see if I can follow Strowbridge’s tips on getting links to work)

    J.

    (Got that little falsetto “Obama!” stuck in my head… AGAIN…)

  6. SpiderJ says:
    February 17, 2009 at 7:16 pm

    Cuter?

    I mean, sure, it’s more believable that Obama has a reluctant elf sitting on his shoulder than it is that Obama will tell Americans to “put down their Bibles” or that Obama, an Illinoisan, will be so disparaging of “those hicks in the Midwest.”

    I guess “more ludicrous” could be “cuter.”

  7. Jaim says:
    February 18, 2009 at 3:08 am

    Jay, you are anthrax to comedy. And logic as well, but you already knew that.

  8. Jay Tea says:
    February 18, 2009 at 5:34 am

    Jaim, thanks for reminding me that you have freely admitted that you often “debate” by fantasizing about what your opponents say and think, and then castigate them over what they never said.

    And the Bible and guns bit is in reference to Obama’s talking about rural people “clinging to guns and religion.” I understand why you forgot about that; it was back during the campaign, when Obama was making all kinds of promises that didn’t last even a month into his administration. That kind of short-term memory problem is probably a survival trait for Obama supporters.

    J.

  9. Duros62 says:
    February 18, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    And gnome security?

    That would be the Department of Gnomeland Security.

  10. bryan says:
    February 18, 2009 at 1:48 pm

    Duros, sorry, my bad, it is gnomeland security. Didn’t Cheney sned them to Google Earth to Pixie-late his house?

    (That was a stretch, I’m done).