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What Lt. Worf Does In Retirement

It’s not as bad as that crazy party Captain Picard had, but its getting there.

Colorado police say a man with too much ‘Star Trek’ on his mind used a sword modeled after the weapon carried by Klingon warriors to demand money from two convenience stores.

Investigators say the man took an unknown amount of cash from a 7-Eleven store Wednesday but left empty-handed when he tried to rob another store about 25 minutes later.

Yes, bad Star Trek humor. I busted out my geek cred. Right there, on the table.

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7 Responses to “What Lt. Worf Does In Retirement”

  1. Jay Tea says:

    You have no honor.

    Worf, son of Mogh, would NEVER rob a convenience store. And if he did, he would never FAIL at it.

    Obviously, these miscreants were from the House of Duras. Those p’takhs in Colorado would never survive as part of the House of Mogh (or, if you prefer, the House of Gowron).

    They are closer Orions than Klingons. Obviously they stole the bat’leth. I mean, LOOK — they used a miniature one! They didn’t even use a full-sized, real one!

    J.

    (Seeing your geek credentials and raising you)

  2. Duros62 says:

    (Seeing your geek credentials and raising you)

    I fold.

  3. bryan says:

    Fool, Jay Tea! Did you forget that Worf joined the House of Martok! Hang your head in dishonour you stinking Targ!

    (I call)

  4. bryan says:

    Has anyone ever played the Williams made pinball machine based on Star Trek TNG? If you tilt it Worf shouts “You are without honour!”
    (possible re-raise?)

  5. Grandjester says:

    That’s Lt. Commander Worf now isn’t it?

  6. Duros62 says:

    FWIW, my handle is reminiscent of the House of Duras, but I was never sure how to spell it.

  7. Jay Tea says:

    bryan, I am dishonored. I did, indeed, mean Martok, not that snivelling coward Gowron. My shame knows no bounds. Should we ever meet in person, I will buy you a glass of prune juice.

    J.