J.

Oh happy day, indeed.

Sincerity deserves recognition. At the risk of incurring the wrath of the “fans”, kudos, Jay. You’re wrong about some much so often, but I can tell you mean this.

No drama Obama.

Let’s see… I identified you as an asshole.

I disagree with almost every political opinion Jay Tea has, but I nearly spit out my drink after reading this. He keeps it entertaining.

Words fail me …

One day a woman will be President too and that will be another stunning step into the future.

It’s damn good day.

Like making up false excuses so that Obama couldn’t move to DC early to let his kids start school on time?

Yeah, real classy move.

“I’m right sometimes, wrong sometimes. Nature of the beast.”

You’re rarely right. You “analyze” things based on false evidence constantly. People are always pointing out how wrong you are.

By nature, you are the definition of an intellecutal light-weight. You are by nature a pea-brain. You are by nature a person of less-than-average intelligence who, through the wonder-working power of the internet, fancies himself a smartie-pants. And it amuses me to no end.

But hey, America has a chance to be great once again. And I’d be better off ignoring people like you. But it’s hard to to chime in with others in utter amazement of your capacity for cognitive dissonance and self-delusion.

I hope you listened carefully to Obama’s great speech. At various points he was directly addressing people like you.

Well that’s because you’re such a mensch! Obviously. And you’re prescient to boot! And you’re funny. This is priceless: “By my nature, I’m an analyst.” Dude, you should totally have a blog instead of coming here to tell people how humble and awesome you are!

Let’s see… I identified you as an asshole.

I also knew that Bush would be exceptionally gracious and cooperative in the transition, doing everything within his power to give Obama every advantage he could in taking office.

I also knew that several of Obama’s nominees would have plenty of skeletons in their closets that would come out once they were nominated.

By my nature, I’m an analyst. I present my opinions, and I spell out my reasoning and cite my supporting evidence. I’m right sometimes, wrong sometimes. Nature of the beast.

Oliver, sorry that my “fan club” keeps disrupting things. It was not my intent — I was actually being sincere with the congrats.

J.

Jay, could you name one damn thing you’ve ever _not_ been completely fucking wrong about?

And seriously, we’ve got a new president. Could you give up your forum trolling for at least 24 hours or so? Give it a rest maybe?

Seriously, you’ve got your own damn blog. I realize nobody reads it, but maybe you could just let people know how many times you’ve shat your diapers over the past few days, how many bags of Cheetohs your mom has brought you down in the basement?

kthxbai

Because that would mean that I had ever invested anything in the guy. I can’t give up on something I never started.

I didn’t have any particular candidates in mind, just playing on hunches and some fundamental assumptions about the American electorate — which were obviously flawed.

Another reminder why I usually try to avoid predictions.

One more time, Oliver: congratulations. I don’t think I can fully identify with what you’re feeling today, but I do have a smidgen of a hint of what you felt during prior inaugurations.

J.

I don’t see the resemblance. He doesn’t look anything like a pineapple.

Apparently, Jay ID Tea will never give up on Alan Keyes.

How extra-menschy of you to acknowledge your own magnanimous self-awareness. If there ever were a sentence which merited its own paragraph, it was your “And that, I have decided, is a good thing.” Kudos to you.

Oliver is thrilled. I hope he remains thrilled…

Is there no end to your massive good will?

Seriously, though, Jay Tea. Are you a cartoon?

Oliver is thrilled. I hope he remains thrilled, while at the same time hoping most of the substantive things he hopes will come to pass won’t — because I believe they would be fundamentally bad for the nation.

We shall see. Time will tell.

J.